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Smuggler resides in Lost Angeles where he is currently working as a Buttwiper ("Certified Nurse's Assistant" if you want to get technical-ooooooohhhh!!). Adam prefers Runescape to work, and UnCyclopedia and UnNews to just about any other place he's ever visited in Cyber-land. Adam would love to hear from you!
Smuggler just won a prize for his writing-the "Foolitzer Prize! WOW! How cool is THAT?! YAAAY! THANKS! THANKS ALOT! WOWW! I'd like to thank my parents, my coach, my Lord & Saviour Jesus Christ, but most of all me, the great guy that I am, because I really deserve this prize! Thanks! Gee!
Smuggler's significant contributions to UnNews:
- UnNews:'Hello_Dalai!'_to_begin_Production http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnNews:%27Hello_Dalai!%27_to_begin_production The concept of this article was written by me but then changed by another writer. I am unable to edit the article back to its original, non-offensive state. Smuggler.
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- Some one seeking “the glamour of journalism” and failing to find it "Sheep gets stuck on roof of house". BBC, August 2, 2008
Awards I've received!
Knight Commander of the Order
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