User:Smuggler

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This is the official UnNews & Uncyclopedia Home Page/tool box of Smuggler!

Hello there <insert name here>, thank you for visiting me. If you'd like to leave a message you can do so if you use that "talk" tab above or click on "Yap with me" below. Thank you! Smuggler!.

Thou art brave and talented!
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Smuggler resides in Lost Angeles where he is currently working as a Buttwiper ("Certified Nurse's Assistant" if you want to get technical-ooooooohhhh!!). Adam prefers Runescape to work, and UnCyclopedia and UnNews to just about any other place he's ever visited in Cyber-land. Adam would love to hear from you!

Smuggler just won a prize for his writing-the "Foolitzer Prize! WOW! How cool is THAT?! YAAAY! THANKS! THANKS ALOT! WOWW! I'd like to thank my parents, my coach, my Lord & Saviour Jesus Christ, but most of all me, the great guy that I am, because I really deserve this prize! Thanks! Gee!

Smuggler's significant contributions to UnNews:


http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnNews:Childrens_summer_beer_drinking_camp_registration_opens

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnNews:%27Drinking_With_the_Starts%27_is_back_on_top

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnNews:Sales_of_poop_are_running_thin

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnNews:County_Clerk%27s_Race_too_Close_to_Call

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnNews:Well_armed_dancers_lose_battles_but_raise_fears_of_open_dance_warfare_in_Mexico.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnNews:Sinaloa_dance_cartel_wins_Juarez_turf_war

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnNews:God_Orders_Global_Women_Recall

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnNews:Country_Bear_Jamboree_Sweeps_Grammys

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Smithwick

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Pogo_Snake

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(Category) Code sources[edit]

Yap with me

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Practice page[edit]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Smuggler&action=edit&section=new


Awards I've received![edit]

Foolitzer Prize Award Foolitzer Prize Winner November 2009

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Knight Commander of the Order


Karaoke night at <insert name here>'s house!


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