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Today's featured article Today's Featured Article - Ceiling Cat Recently featured: Ceiling Cat Archive – Vote for featured articles Yesterday's Featured Article - Extension:DynamicPageList (DPL), version 3.3.2: Warning: No results. Did you know... that Some crazy guy is still trying to figure this out? that Bacon Bacon Bacon? that I love you? that I actually hate you? that Uncyclopedia is not funny, but is really Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon? that too many unfunny Bacon gags can Bacon Bacon Bacon cause SEHS?	In the news Donald Trump tells Republican candidates: You're fired! US, Turkey agree to complicate IS situation Rising cost of elder care forcing more families back together Pluto is disappointingly predictable (pictured) OMG did you see George Osborne writes for UnNews? George Osbourne: help us reform the welfare state Military drills will come to your town soon Neil Young takes music off Spotify Buckingham Palace: we were all Nazis back then Hot dogs are choking hazards; your whore mother is dead How our porn tastes have changed Five cut out and keep comments for your social media life Cats support Trump for president File:LLL On this day... November 24 Give Some crazy guy awards Day/Shameless Vanity Day: File:Magic gathering-goggles.jpg Goggles will be useless at the malls, for they do nothing. 1799 - Woody Guthrie was seen at the mall with his guitar. 1812 - Famed time traveller Woody Harrelson goes back in time to bring the idea of the mall to the past. 1940 - Joseph Stalin is caught with a woody at the mall. Later that evening, twelve million peasants are killed. 1955 - Carmen Miranda dies; shares of United Fruit decline 20% in heavy trading. 1965 - JFK gets assaninated again, grassy knoll charged. 1979 - First recorded instance of mass-woodying by all the men attending the opening of Britain's first shopping mall. 1980 - Woody Allen appears mysteriously at Detroit strip mall, is disappointed to find that the Big Boy doesn't offer kosher meals; he then proceeds to the Asian section of the food court. 1998 - Woody from Toy Story is said to be at the mall. 2000 - woody woodpecker seen at mall 2000 - Academy Award winning actor Sir Alec Guiness dies at the age of 86. Or at least, it is assumed he died, since all that is found is an empty robe and a lightsaber. 2006 - Cape Breton invades Uncyclopedia.
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Writer and Noob of the Month GlobalTourniquet wins Writer of the Month for September in the typical fashion of some prolific writer who has been abscent for 2 years only to return with bold, new ideas for their writing! It should also be noted apart from the fact he is back that he is talented in what he writes and he does a fine job managing UnNews. So hats off to GlobalTourniquet, may he bring many, exciting articles to Uncyclopedia! Seriously, we love you. Noob of the Moment is the award that all newbies want and Sinner George has pulled that off excellently (being the second Greek to have this award!) It should be mentioned that his username is deceptive, he is actually a very good George writing new master pieces and getting on well with the dynamics of Uncyclopedia. You should congratulate him on this prestigious honor. Hats off to you George, may you bbe with us for many months years to come! It is said last months winner has an ego comparable to Napoleon but both of these people are nothing compared to the ego of Frosty, as both winner of Uncyclopedian of the Month (second time!) and the writer of this update he will stain this section with vanity and how wonderful he is. Frosty is a wonderful Uncyclopedian, he is the best, he will crush you all. He has no time for the likes of you and he is the new administrator and unless you worship him he will take you on a free of charge trip on the banwagon! HEIL FROSTY! Vote for Writer of the Month | Vote for Noob of the Month | Vote for Uncyclopedian of the Month | Past Winners You have less than a week, just 6 days to nominate and vote for Writer of the Month, Noob of the Month and Uncyclopedian of the Month, GET VOTING!! Uncyclopedia's sista projects Uncyclopedia is hosted by the Uncyclomedia Foundation, a non-profitable organization that also hosts a range of other projects. 58x42px UnNews The news source on crack Uncyclopedia Uncyclopedia The content-free encyclopedia Undictionary Undictionary The ick!tionary of all things best left unsaid UnTunes UnTunes Where noisy things can live and prosper 47x37px Games Another way to waste time 35x37px HowTo Instructions and guides for anything and everything UnBooks UnBooks Content-free books Unquotable Unquotable Useless misquotes galore Uncycloversity Uncycloversity If it makes sense, we don't want it UnPoetia UnPoetia Poetry for people who hate poetry 35px UnDebate Debating all the irrelevant issues UnScripts UnScripts We can ruin stage and film too 45x36px Why? Don't make me explain it to you twice UnReviews We'll tell you why things suck 30px UnCommons Broken media repository Uncyclopedia Languages The original Uncyclopedia, started in 2005, currently contains 32209 articles. This mirror Uncyclopedia contains 46,122 articles. Uncyclopedias are being written in many languages: United Kingdom Uncyclopedia English United Kingdom 32209 Desciclopédia Português Brazil 55795 アンサイクロペディア 日本語 Japan 20690 Nonsensopedia Polski Poland 18332 Nonciclopedia Italiano Italy 14881 Italy France Désencyclopédie Français France 10060 Inciclopedia Español Spain 5732 偽基百科 正體中文 Taiwan 6672 Uncyclopedia.de Deutsch Germany 24 Hikipedia Suomi Finland 8014 Pagecount statistics listed above were updated on June 14, 2019. Protected by the Fair Use Clause, and an elite clan of Clinjas.