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Las Republica de Mexicanos!!!
El Paise que ase la Manila Massacre
|Anthem: Screw Tio Luis|
|Largest city||Mexico City|
|Official language(s)||Espanol, Mexican, English, Gibberish, Americanise|
|‑ Prime Minister||Tony Montana|
|‑ Governor General||Godzilla|
|National Hero(es)||Espranza Rising, Diego Maradona, Juan the Oil Guy, Cable the Larry Guy|
|Bajillons of Years ago|
|Currency||Peso, Cocao Beans|
|Major exports||Soccer, Tacos, Donas, and other crap|
|Major imports||Possibly everything else|