User:Someguyudontknow/Mexico

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Las Republica de Mexicanos!!!
El Paise que ase la Manila Massacre
Mexico
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Flag Coat of Arms
Motto: "AUG!AUG!AUG!"
Anthem: Screw Tio Luis
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Capital Los Angeles
Largest city Mexico City
Official language(s) Espanol, Mexican, English, Gibberish, Americanise
Government  
President Mister Grinch
‑ Prime Minister Tony Montana
‑ Governor General Godzilla
National Hero(es) Espranza Rising, Diego Maradona, Juan the Oil Guy, Cable the Larry Guy
Declaration
 of Independence
Bajillons of Years ago
Currency Peso, Cocao Beans
Religion Roman Catholic
Major exports Soccer, Tacos, Donas, and other crap
Major imports Possibly everything else