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I adopted a n00b![edit]

Let's hope this isn't a mistake O_o

--SPAZ! | Tell me some stuff | What I've done 19:51, 26 November 2007 (UTC)


Yes. I am here. So are you. You are wasting your time with this thing. Go away, mmk?

What? !!! You're still here? Ah well, since you're not leaving, I might as well tell you about myself. I'm a spaz, I'm weird, and I wouldn't have it any other way. I contribute to Uncyclopedia, though my homewiki is here.

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Random stuff[edit]

ChiefjusticeDS went down to the terracotta shop one day to fornicate a common terracotta. ChiefjusticeDS came across a b-b gun that was lodged into a terracotta. ChiefjusticeDS tried to pull it out, but ChiefjusticeDS came curing after ChiefjusticeDS with a b-b gun. ChiefjusticeDS hit ChiefjusticeDS with the b-b gun, but the b-b gun snapped in half, leaving ChiefjusticeDS defenseless. ChiefjusticeDS employed ChiefjusticeDS with the b-b gun, causing ChiefjusticeDS to suffer a massive concussion . ChiefjusticeDS ended up dieing because of a combination of the concussion and a b-b gun lodged in the metatarsal.

After the rather tragic death of ChiefjusticeDS, ChiefjusticeDS bought a b-b gun. ChiefjusticeDS went off to fornicate a common terracotta, but was assaulted by ChiefjusticeDS with a b-b gun. However, a freak terracotta curing from out of oblivion rammed ChiefjusticeDS in the metatarsal. ChiefjusticeDS then died of excessive terracotta. ChiefjusticeDS emerged victorious and had killed ChiefjusticeDS, but ChiefjusticeDS swore revenge.

Awards I have won[edit]

For that lovely hug I received in IRC. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Nya? (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 02:31, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

You have earned the Medal of Vigilance for helping keep TYATU from death
Newcookie.gif High Gen. Grue has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

spaz typical talk[edit]

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This page isn't finished[edit]

This page isn't done. Touch it and die though.

--Spaz 21:13, 16 June 2007 (UTC)