User:Spot d

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This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.


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<-- See?

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Now go away.

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NO MATTER HOW GOD-AWFUL IT IS.

JESUS CHRIST.

FUCKING MODS.



Since you probably didn't bother to look at the colorful boxes on the right, here's my story[edit]

I joined Uncyclopedia on 5.8.2010 (not too long ago), and I have no sense of humor. At all. I have no idea why I'm here. I've written no articles; the most I've done is write this. And it's not very witty. Oh well, your loss.

Fetishes[edit]

  • Sweet tea
  • Rocks
  • White people
  • Editors
  • Presidents
  • Actual, tangible, things
  • Clothing
  • No clothing
  • Food
  • Grease
  • I
  • Need
  • To
  • Get
  • A
  • Life
  • And
  • Stop
  • Listing
  • These
  • Fake
  • Fetishes

Things I have and you don't[edit]

Three minus two plus one cows