|Con$umeri$m Cat Approved:|
Consumerism Cat approves Striker2117 for contributing to the decline of
society by sarcastically encouraging unchecked, rampant, and wanton consumerism.
A person, very possibly not a person, and very possibly a butterfly dreaming about being a Chinese Philosopher dreaming about being a parliament of rooks reading a book about being a unicorn dreaming about being a human.
Am an attendant lord, one that will do
To swell a progress, start a scene or two,
Advise the prince; no doubt, an easy tool,
Deferential, glad to be of use,
Politic, cautious, and meticulous;
Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse;
At times, indeed, almost ridiculous-
Almost, at times, the Fool."
Things I Made
Bold means featured.
- UnNews:Booms stolen as oil spill worsens
- HowTo:Part the Red Sea
- Why?:Is a raven like a writing desk?
- Homeowner association
- HowTo:Be A Journalist
- Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
- South Dakota
- Discordianism (Contributed as an ICer)
- Creationism (Very minor contribution as ICer)
- Gore Theory
- Sterling Morton
- Articles of Confederation
Things I Reviewed
- Article: Fight Club Review:Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Fight Club
- Article: Maniac Cop Review:Uncyclopedia:Pee_Review/Maniac_Cop
- Article:Mattress Review:Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Mattress
- Article: Mecca Vice Review:Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Mecca Vice
- Article: VMCSE Review:Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/VMCSE