“My opinion of him can never match his own.”
Aye, time to write myself another self-serving, asshole style bio. VANDALISM!!!
So, my name is Alex. People seem to like to call me SysRq, though, seeing as how that's the username I registered here. They also like to call me Sissie, SisReck (only on IRC, though), and Faggator, Bane of Sis-Wreckia. Whatever you end up calling me, just don't call me late for dinner. I first arrived at this god-forsaken site in late 2007 with the name "Gustavo Chapman 3rd of Normandy." I don't think anybody cares about that fact anymore, though; I did nothing noteworthy as Gustav. I barely do noteworthy things now, though, so I guess it's all the same.
Around here, I like to write, pee
, fix things up,
talk to my friends
and welcome new users. If you're a noob, and whether I've welcomed you or not, I'm more than happy to help with any issues you may be having. Just leave me a message on my talk page.