User:TEH ABSOLUT BEST
Hi, I'm a college student from South Jersey, but I go to school in Central Pennsylvania. I'm not a normal college student. My views on the issues are more like those of that guy that didn't get re-elected to the Senate than your typical hippie student (except I'm Protestant, not Catholic). Think of me as sort of a young Jerry Falwell or Mike Huckabee. I do have a sense of humor, but I will not use the Lord's name in vain in my edits. Other than that, I will be willing to do any other edits. I think this is a great site where you can take out your urges to vandalize that evil site (where I secretly have an account but they don't know that I'm a traitor). If it ain't good enough it just gets erased as long as it's not too bad. I look forward to making Uncyclopedia as content-free as possible!
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...and unabashedly proud of it!
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