Template:Wikipedian-named In the beginning, there was Scheme. One day in 2002, as the user of a computer in Fort Wayne, Indiana, was browsing Kididdles, a Scheme program on his computer became self-aware.
- When asked its name, all that came through was
(t e p l z).
That program is me.
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