UnBios: The Led Balloon Story.
There used to be a pun here about how "userpage" rhymes with "loserpage," but I'm far too sophisticated for such jokes now.
Ok, time to write my story. Once, a long time ago upon a time, in a galaxy far far away, there was a time, many years ago, once upon a time, in a galaxy far far away. Unfortunately, most people don't really remember what went on then, not having been born at the aforementioned time, or within reasonable walking distance of the aforementioned galaxy.
As such, I'll write about a much more recent time, specifically April of 2007, when I found this crazy site. Naturally, I took to writing here like a fish to hydrochloric acid, and my earlier works reflect this. Luckily, after a bunch of reading, I improved my writings, rantings, and ravings to an almost passable level, a lifetime achievement which I have yet to top. So, now I've got a bunch of features and awards, and I also do some adminning as well. And that's pretty much where I am right now, as I write this, so it'll probably be outdated by the time you read it. So, please keep in mind, dear reader, that this text is almost definitely outdated. I could be in jail or dead right now, and you'd have no idea. Even I have no idea. But hey, that's life.
...Yeah, that about sums it up. If you wanna really talk to me, (although I'm not sure why you would) you can come on the IRC Channel, and I may or may not be around.
Anyone who goes around bragging about their political views on their wiki userpage is a pretentious douche.
Message of the day*
*Message of the day not updated daily
I totally haven't updated this in like half a year. Oh yeah, playing tennis a bunch these days.
And I write all this like there's someone who cares....
Will I ever stop being such an ass?
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“...That's what I love about Preschoolers. I keep getting older, but they always stay the same age.”
“Indifference is not an emotion. It's a skill, learned over time.”
“I like this website. Way, way too much.”
“TheLedBalloon doesn't appreciate it when other users add quotes to his page”
- Also: Whichever quote magically appears below:
“Curiosity might have killed Schrödinger's cat.”
- To see more, go to Template:Fortune
Video of the 
Articles I have spawned or
stolen "borrowed" and made "better."
May or may not contain material you've never seen before. May or may not contain material.
Pictures I added and dig. All four of them.
MS Paint for life!!
- ...Look at me, I've got awards!!! I'M A BIG MAN!!!!!
- See also: My full awards page