User:TheReal

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HI![edit]

HI!

BYE![edit]

BYE!

Other things I wish to mention[edit]

Pages I have made, edited, produced, written, updated and killed to protect[edit]

John Hick Mark Kermode

People I idolise[edit]

John Hick


Ok thats enough titles now.


Things I am angry about right now[edit]

My English - The use of long words was over the top wasit? wasit? wasit? is that so? over the top you say? wasit?. maybe, just maybe I use long words 2 be more succint and so i dnt ramble on, ddnt thnk bout tht did u?. Maybe ur long word prejudice? hmmm? yes? maybe? weeeel it seems u dnt understand that long words are just like short words, just longer, and better, u darn wordist. words have feelings 2 dont ya no? maybe? hmmm? yes?. Im sorry if u thought i was being pretentious by using the word 'calignosity' but it just so happens that i know that word and it was the perfec word for that context. hmmm?. Also it was a 'describe' task not a 'be frikin borin and mundane task'(an explain task). yes? maybe? Maybe that was a pretty gud assignment and u shudnt punish me 4 being creative....its bloody Dickensian, and ur Mr Gradgrind. ta ra

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fr-E This user only speaks Fran├žais because it was a required course in school.
ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.




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Angrygod.gif This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!




Johnhick.gif This user once met someone who once met John Hick and therefore is above your criticism.






Pictures what ive stolen made[edit]

All Pictures can be found on John Hick