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This place looks like fun... I might help around by cleaning things up a bit. I don't think I have the guts to try and start something new.

Useful Stuff[edit]

To place a thumb image on a different coloured background:

  • <div style="float:right">[[Image: |thumb|none|100px| ]]</div>

The important part being |thumb|none| and the div float to position it left|right|center.

Things I've cleaned up a bit[edit]

I go trawling through the rewrites and see what I can do.

Things I've actually started[edit]

Terms of endearment[edit]

  • Sheepy
  • Sheepster
  • Sheep-aiit
  • Uber-Mega Lord Over All

Visual aids[edit]

This is what 30 minutes in Paint Shop can get you...

The corn tortilla slopes of Riga
What could be better than women with cheese?
Example of a shiny ass. Oh, on the hamster, the hamster!

Awards and things[edit]

None at the moment.

Boredkid.jpg This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
Orange Kitten.jpg This user was taught Intelligent design.
...who believes that all decent articles are too complex to have evolved.
Win This user contributes using Windows 98 SE.
FF This user usually contributes with Firefox.
IE This user sometimes contributes with Internet Explorer.
ow-2 This user has all of Oscar Wilde's books under his/her bed and really wants to read them.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
pot This user can peel potatoes at a intermediate level.
cpp-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of C++.
ht-4 This user speaks HTML at a near-native level.
car-4 This user knows how to drive at a near-native level.
17-G This user does not speak 1337 and furthermore believes 1337 to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of 1337.
ac-X This user only speaks those African clicky noises enough to seduce native those African clicky noises speakers.
This user knows too many languages and is considered "wordy".
218+ This user has made more than 218 edits on Uncyclopedia.
1+ This user has made more than one useful conribution to Uncyclopedia.
T:2 This user has only created two templates.
VFH: Nil This user is yet to have a Featured Article.
VFP: Nil This user is yet to have a Featured Image.
Rw: This user has done extensive work in Category:Rewrite.
Ó This user likes oranges.
á This user likes apples.
Pb This user is comprised of 1.73% Lead.
Ar This user is comprised of 0.43% Argon.
BS The 97.84% remainder of this user is comprised of pure hot air.
{{ user box ab- use }} This user is extremely silly and has gone and ruined the look of these language/information templaes by placing far too much text in here and really should know better but the user is twice removed from Hitler and therefore, generally always being silly.
WTF This user has too much spare time.