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Nursery Rhymes & Quick Jokes
To Do List
- User:Gwax/Timeline rebuild.
- Vote Keep. on all the good articles people around here are trying to delete.
- Lather, Rinse, Repeat.
- Thou - Featured Article 07/02/2008 Top 3 article of July 2008
- UnBooks:A Story, About a Man, that Comes to an Eventual Conclusion - Featured Article 07/14/2008
- Awkward Conversation - Featured Article 07/23/2008
- UnNews:Jesse Jackson endorses McCain; Obama's lead skyrockets - Solid, not great.
- A friendly message from the supporters of John McCain - VFH'd. And lost... twice (and once was at +6).
- Addition (rewrite) - Rewrite of earlier deleted article. - VFH'd....And Lost.... Twice (12 "for" votes)
- UnBooks:Uncyclopedia84 - Written for the Unlympics. I kinda like it. Namedropping Galore.
- UnNews:My country is better than your whole fucking continent! - Boo Europe!
- UnNews:Bad economy forces terrorists to change tactics - Better in concept than in execution.
- I just thought up a really good idea for an article, but now I can't remember it. - Awesome.
- Mint Jelly - Made to go along with the previous article.
- UnBooks:Michael Phelps Makes Me Sick - This is the article that I am most proud of. Featured UnBook. Featured Article 07/26/2009
- Forest Whitaker's Lazy Eye - VFH'd... And lost. (13 "for" votes, +5)
- UnBooks:The Autobiography of Jesus of Nazareth - Featured Article 07/03/2009
- UnNews:KISS ruins high school graduation - With Todd
- UnNews:My thirteen colonies are better than your entire grand empire - Boo British Empire!
- James Carville (rewrite) - Might as well put this up here until it gets deleted.
- Martin Luther King Jr. (rewrite) - This is parody. Please don't hate me.
- UnNews:Living creatures found to be bad for other living creatures - People are idiots.
- That time I nearly got an article featured by the community during my sojourn in Uncyclopedia - No, seriously, it nearly got featured.
Concepts, Templates, Random BS
- UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure:One Ordinary Day
- User:The Woodburninator/List of Uncyclopedians I like
- User:The Woodburninator/List of Uncyclopedians I can't stand
A High Five to These Articles
- Talk:Sania Mirza - Always and forever.
- UnNews:Hey America! Fuck you, too!
- Sania Mirza: A Riposte
- Vandalism Done Right.- Show the continent of America who is boss, my vandalizing friend.
- Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/L33T Nonsense (v2) - Cajek FTW.
- Old School Don't vote for my dog! Call me crazy, but I like this version better.
- My favorite talk page post ever. Left on Ape's talk page. Thank you Sunbeam!
Images I Worked On
- Monkey Olympics!!! - purposely bad.
- John McCain loves bunnies.
- Barack Obama does not!
- Sexy MSPainting it up.
- Maid in China
- If you don't get it...
- Hagia Sophia!
- 5th Year Uncycloversary Logo.