User:The Woodburninator

Sir Woods A Lot

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My anti-thought

This user is on vacation, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. Their expected date of return is eventually....I hope. School, graduation, then a move. Hope to be back sometime though. If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message.

My Essay on Funny. Read it. It is important to me. And I know how much you hate disappointing me.

Or this tl;dr version

Or this counterargument.

Or this....RED LINK!!!

Knight Commander of the Order

This user has been blocked 7 times.

This user is a whore to Microsoft and plays his video games on XboxLive with the GamerTag Woodburninator

This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee, because no other Committee would take them.

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 11 years, 11 months and 21 days.

This user tried to do one hundred fucking pushups on July 6, 2009. They did 23 wimpy pushups, then gave up and ate some Cheetos.

This user joined the [email protected] Team, because he/she gives a damn & so should you.

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Nursery Rhymes & Quick Jokes

Wee Willie Winkie runs through the townUp stairs and down stairs in his night-gownTapping at the window, crying at the lockAre the children in their bed, for it's almost ten o'clock?He was put down a day later.

Another?

To Do List

1. User:Gwax/Timeline rebuild.
2. Vote Keep. on all the good articles people around here are trying to delete.
3. Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

My Articles

• Thou - Featured Article 07/02/2008 Top 3 article of July 2008
• UnBooks:A Story, About a Man, that Comes to an Eventual Conclusion - Featured Article 07/14/2008
• Awkward Conversation - Featured Article 07/23/2008
• UnNews:Jesse Jackson endorses McCain; Obama's lead skyrockets - Solid, not great.
• A friendly message from the supporters of John McCain - VFH'd. And lost... twice (and once was at +6).
• Addition (rewrite) - Rewrite of earlier deleted article. - VFH'd....And Lost.... Twice (12 "for" votes)
• UnBooks:Uncyclopedia84 - Written for the Unlympics. I kinda like it. Namedropping Galore.
• UnNews:My country is better than your whole fucking continent! - Boo Europe!
• UnNews:Bad economy forces terrorists to change tactics - Better in concept than in execution.
• I just thought up a really good idea for an article, but now I can't remember it. - Awesome.
• Mint Jelly - Made to go along with the previous article.
• UnBooks:Michael Phelps Makes Me Sick - This is the article that I am most proud of. Featured UnBook. Featured Article 07/26/2009
• Forest Whitaker's Lazy Eye - VFH'd... And lost. (13 "for" votes, +5)
• UnBooks:The Autobiography of Jesus of Nazareth - Featured Article 07/03/2009
• UnNews:KISS ruins high school graduation - With Todd
• UnNews:My thirteen colonies are better than your entire grand empire - Boo British Empire!
• James Carville (rewrite) - Might as well put this up here until it gets deleted.
• Martin Luther King Jr. (rewrite) - This is parody. Please don't hate me.
• UnNews:Living creatures found to be bad for other living creatures - People are idiots.
• That time I nearly got an article featured by the community during my sojourn in Uncyclopedia‎ - No, seriously, it nearly got featured.

Concepts, Templates, Random BS

• Pages
• Awards
• UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure:One Ordinary Day
• 2000
• 2006
• User:The Woodburninator/List of Uncyclopedians I like
• User:The Woodburninator/List of Uncyclopedians I can't stand

A High Five to These Articles

• Talk:Sania Mirza - Always and forever.
• UnNews:Hey America! Fuck you, too!
• Sania Mirza: A Riposte
• Vandalism Done Right.- Show the continent of America who is boss, my vandalizing friend.
• Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/L33T Nonsense (v2) - Cajek FTW.
• Old School Don't vote for my dog! Call me crazy, but I like this version better.
• My favorite talk page post ever. Left on Ape's talk page. Thank you Sunbeam!

Images I Worked On

• Monkey Olympics!!! - purposely bad.
• John McCain loves bunnies.
• Barack Obama does not!
• Sexy MSPainting it up.
• Maid in China
• Puber-Tea
• If you don't get it...
• Hagia Sophia!
• 5th Year Uncycloversary Logo.

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