User:The Woodburninator

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My anti-thought
This user is on vacation, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. Their expected date of return is eventually....I hope. School, graduation, then a move. Hope to be back sometime though. If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message.

My Essay on Funny. Read it. It is important to me. And I know how much you hate disappointing me.

Or this tl;dr version

Or this counterargument.

Or this....RED LINK!!!
Knight Commander of the Order
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7 times.
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11 years, 11 months and 21 days.

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Nursery Rhymes & Quick Jokes[edit]

Wee Willie Winkie runs through the town
Up stairs and down stairs in his night-gown
Tapping at the window, crying at the lock
Are the children in their bed, for it's almost ten o'clock?
He was put down a day later.


To Do List[edit]

  1. User:Gwax/Timeline rebuild.
  2. Vote Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. on all the good articles people around here are trying to delete.
  3. Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

My Articles[edit]

Concepts, Templates, Random BS[edit]

A High Five to These Articles[edit]

Images I Worked On[edit]

The Washington Post[edit]