User:Thedukeofnuke

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...jolly good, wot?!
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us-G This user does not speak American English and furthermore believes American English to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of American English.
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17-E This user only speaks 1337 because it was a required course in school.
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Hammer and sickle.png This user is a Duke because he gave lent £500k to the Labour Conservative Liberal Communist Party.
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whore This user is a whore for Wikipedia.
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HAVE
MERCY
This user is trapped in a world that he never made.
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GR Grammar Nazi,
4.SS-Division (mot.) Uncyclingpädie
Coat of arms of the Duchy of Nuke

Saviour of the Universe?[edit]

Perhaps not. But I have created:

and have contributed to

as well as copyediting at least 46,154 other articles.

I am closely allied with The Freaky Brit, hereinafter referred to as TFB. We have travelled widely and conquered all a bit of the universe. Unfornunately, George Dubya Bush has shown himself to be a formidable opponent so far, as he has more nukes than me and worse spelling than TFB.

I hold authority over the Duchy of Nuke, a small area somewhere in southern England. The Duchy has been in existence since the mid-14th Century, and has the twin mottos "Letum ab Ultor" ("Death at long range") and "Blæd in Bereofende" ("Glory in Destruction"). The coat of arms a shield gules et sable parted per saltire argent, centre a trefoil.