- Seeing Midi.
- Pretending to steal the Squidgee as a decoy to help LoneGothic.
- Seeing the Patch.
- Being a teapot.
- Saying blah.
- TheTeapot has a website!! View it at http://theteapot.nipz.com/!
- TheTeapot is tall! Although some teapots are short and stout, TheTeapot actually hates the I'm a little teapot song. He made his own song, but hasn't published it anywhere yet.
- TheTeapot is random!
- TheTeapot is a computer nerd (programmer) and likes to play with big speakers (sound technician) and flashing lights (lighting technician) ... ooh! flashing lights!!! [[Yay!!!
Discraces (what would usually be awards)
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Now go play in traffic.
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