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thetoastman is a 60-year-old bald, fat man from Georgia who is currently unemployed but resides in the Sunset Grove Trailer Park on a government welfare check. His hobbies include placing plastic flamingoes on his lawn, never wearing more than boxers and a tank top, and various sexual fetishes of dubious legality.