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Articles[edit]

  1. 22.86 Centimetre Nails
  2. A belated favour for Morrissey
  3. Alternative Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous
  4. An Open Letter to the Cheese Growing in Between My Toes with Audio!
  5. Asperger Syndrome ~ In collaboration with Famine
  6. Billy GrahamFeatured June 21, 2009.
  7. British Invasion
  8. Canadian content
  9. Cannibalism
  10. Captain's logQuasi-Featured
  11. Celebrity Deathmatch
  12. Celebrity Roast
  13. Central Processing Unit
  14. The Complete Idiot's Guide To Talking To Women—Nominated by emc. :) Featured November 23-24, 2006.
  15. David Gilmour (rewrite)
  16. Dead Politicians Club
  17. Dear Diary—Nominated by LongLiverh3. Featured June 7, 2009.
  18. Dear John letter—Nominated by Hardwick Fundlebuggy. Featured December 8, 2006.
  19. Dwight Schultz
  20. Ecky-Thump ~ In collaboration with Mhaille. Featured May 17, 2007.
  21. Edit War (video game)
  22. Edward Bulwer-Lytton
  23. Embracing Mediocrity—Three days from completion to front page featuredom. Thanks everyone! Nominated by Winston. Featured June 2-3, 2006.
  24. Ethnicity
  25. Failure UniversityFeatured June 27, 2009.
  26. The Fairy Dogmother's Compendium of Alphabetical Stories
  27. Fake announcer voice—Nominated by Thekillerfroggy Featured August 6, 2009.
  28. Fecal E.ColiFeatured November 24-25, 2005. (amazing art by RadicalX).
  29. Fedora Core (product box by RadicalX)
  30. Flin Flon, Manitoba
  31. Fozzie Bear
  32. Franco-American War
  33. Garrison Keillor
  34. Handicapped ~ In collaboration with Claudius Prime
  35. Heywood Banks
  36. Horton Hires a Ho—Nominated for featured article by Rcmurphy. Featured October 14-15, 2006. (book cover by InfiniteMonkey).
  37. How Do I Love Thee
  38. HowTo:Get Banned—Nominated by Anonymous IP. Featured July 23-34, 2006.
  39. HowTo:Speak Tamarian
  40. Ice cream truck
  41. I Wandered Lonely Through A Cloud
  42. Invictus
  43. John Turner
  44. Kinsey Report No. 3: Sexual Behavior in Hamsters—Nominated by Romartus Featured May 19, 2009.
  45. Knight
  46. Life's Answerable QuestionsFeatured December 26, 2006
  47. Linus Torvalds (rewrite)
  48. Linux (rewrite)
  49. Lobe (album cover by Mhaille)
  50. MediaWiki
  51. Memory (rewrite)
  52. Microsoft Windows (rewrite)
  53. Nikki lesson
  54. Neil Young
  55. The Night After ChristmasFeatured December 26-27, 2005. (art by RadicalX and Mhaille).
  56. The Norton Anthology of Poetry, Vogon Edition
  57. OCD—So nice, it was featured twice! February 22, 2006, 12:11 AM - 12:18 AM and February 26-27, 2006. (M&Ms by MoneySign).
  58. Ode to the Crunchy Cheese Clinging to the Teflon of my George Foreman Grill
  59. On a stick—Nominated by OsirisX. Featured May 21-22, 2006.
  60. Oscar Mayer—Nominated by Kaizer the Bjorn. Featured June 4-5, 2006. My first back-to-back feature!
  61. Patriotism—A collaboration with Claudius Prime and Mhaille Featured June 13 2006
  62. Pittsburgh Pirates (logo by Mahroww, campus pic by Winckle)
  63. Prima donna
  64. Proctology
  65. R. L. Stine
  66. Reasons Not To Kill You In Cold Blood Right Where You Stand
  67. Red Hat Linux
  68. Richard M. Stallman—Nominated by Sikon. Featured February 11-12, 2006. (photos by Doug and Mahroww).
  69. The Road Not Taken
  70. Rock Hudson
  71. Ronnie James Dio's Big Book of Nursery Rhymes—Nominated by Anonymous IP. Featured October 1, 2008.
  72. The Root of All Evil—Nominated by SimulacrumCaputosis. Featured May 6-7, 2006.
  73. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
  74. Rye
  75. St. Ignucius (stained glass by One-eyed Jack)
  76. Shall I Compare Thee
  77. Stench (album cover by Mhaille)
  78. Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening
  79. Sue
  80. The Taming of the Shrew
  81. Teapot (rewrite)
  82. To Be Announced (band picture by RadicalX)
  83. Tom Servo (rewrite)
  84. The Tragically Hip
  85. Unfair use
  86. UnNews:Ex-Wal-Mart employee pleads guilty to fraud
  87. UnNews:'Grandpa Munster' Al Lewis undead at 95
  88. UnNews:Litter a see is on Dee Kline expurtz say
  89. UnNews:Nut, housing shortage foments squirrel race war
  90. UnNews:Rolling Stones play for free in Brazil
  91. UnNews:U.S.-Mexico drug tunnel discovered
  92. UnNews:Veganism as environmentally harmful as meat production, scientists prove
  93. UnNews:Whale swims through downtown London
  94. UnPoetia:Ozymandias
  95. Unquotable:William Shatner
  96. The Vagina Monologues—Nominated by Hindleyite. Featured December 10, 2006.
  97. Whore: A RetrospectiveQuasi-Featured
  98. Why?:Are we here
  99. Why?:Play Bass?Featured Why? Article
  100. The Writer's Almanac / The Best of The Writer's Almanac
  101. Worst 100 Inventions of All Time

Audio Recordings[edit]

  1. Article Audio: HowTo:Live with UC
  2. Article Audio: Failure University
  3. Article Audio: Balloon Animals
  4. UnTunes:I Will Possess Your Log
  5. Petting Zoos to be converted to abuse-themed "Punching Zoos"
  6. Obama feeds his kids, revealing his disgusting Socialist tendencies
  7. Ode to the Crunchy Cheese Clinging to the Teflon of my George Foreman Grill‎
  8. An Open Letter to the Cheese Growing in Between My Toes
  9. Madonna to Adopt Susan Boyle
  10. Supreme Court approves death penalty for jaywalking
  11. Vincent Van Gogh lost ear to grues say German historians
  12. UnTunes:I Like Cats (The Other White Meat)—Nominated by Necropaxx. Featured June 10, 2009.
  13. UnTunes:Stinky Love Song
  14. UnTunes:Middle Aged Suburban White Guy Rap—Nominated by Kip the Dip. Featured December 3, 2007.
  15. North Korea pokes South Korea with a really big stick
  16. The Bowels of Hell open at The Root of All Evil
  17. North Dakota Dick Festival expected to draw thousands
  18. Fanboy disappointed by PS3
  19. Rumsfeld blames fiasco on faulty simulations
  20. Ex-Wal-Mart_employee pleads guilty to fraud
  21. Nut, housing shortage foments squirrel race war
  22. Veganism as environmentally harmful as meat production, scientists prove
  23. Last spot in heaven taken; hundreds waitlisted
  24. AAAAAAAAA! (info)
  25. The "Daryl Dipstick Morning Show"
  26. Visit beautiful, scenic Tuktoyaktuk (ad by "Daryl Dipstick")
  27. Nigerian census finds millions of rich, desperate princes
  28. U.S.-Mexico drug tunnel discovered
  29. Osama bin Laden awarded star on the Walk of Fame
  30. Rumsfeld Silences War Critics With Op-Ed Piece
  31. Grass found to be greener on the other side

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