ORDER OF LYONS ~ 1st CLASSFor demonstration of conduct most becoming an Uncyclopedian ~ virtue, mercy, courage, valour, fairness, protection of the weak and the poor, or some reasonable fascimile thereof, you are hereby instated to the Order of Lyons, with all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto, should any ever exist.
As I've now been an administrator for
nearly a year (21:54, 28 November 2005) I felt it was about time that I created my own vanity award. There are no specific criteria, other than my wish to recognize users that I have immense respect for, the work that they do, and they way they do it. In actuality, I should be a loyal member of their order, but those even higher up on the Uncyclopedia food chain have notified me that this goes against the oppressive, hierarchical, boot-to-the-throat-of-underlings power structure that Uncyclopedia was proudly founded upon.
I'm going to hand out a few of these a week in no particular order, so don't take it personally if you're not here. To be honest, it feels weird to give out awards to people I consider to be way above me. But hopefully I'll spread some good cheer around for all the enjoyment that this place has given me.
~ Yours in Sophia's name ~05:18, 26 November 2006 (UTC)