User:Tom mayfair/Userbox Section

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Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.

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Communist

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
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IRC This user frequents the IRC because he doesn't have a social life.
笑话 This user has a sense of humor. Something which most users lack.
INTJ This user has tested positive for INTJ on the Myers-Briggs Test.
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This user is ARR-some!

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中共 This user supports the Communist Party of China
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li-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Logic.
sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.
ht-N This user is a native speaker of HTML.
java-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Java.
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en-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek English whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
ja-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Japanese.
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Wag This user knows that Walgreens sells children for smack.
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....And worships weaselpudge, the most holy substance in the Universe. He/She shall be spared from the Apocalypse.
Flying Spaghetti Monster This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
Angrygod.gif This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
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ExplosiveDog.png This user hides his WMDs in coffee cans in his backyard.
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ow-1 This user understands some of the quotes by Oscar Wilde.
11 This user has written 11 articles because this user has no life.
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"This is a userbox. It gives you information about the user you are reading about."
~ Captain Obvious

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... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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NO This user doesn't care.
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IP This person's IP is 71.228.206.180.
2 This user rewrote 2 articles for the bi-annual Conservation Week. Save the forest.

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This user adept of suicide in small fees. Cool, aint it?
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They are, so, like, totally lame...
This user is unsure of his or her gender and doesn't want to know.

Lotus.gif This user is a reincarnation of Lucretia Maria Davidson.
Lotus.gif This user is a reincarnation of Lucille Ricksen.
Lotus.gif This user is a reincarnation of Nancy Spungen.
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This user requires a steady supply of Caffeine.
So hand it over. NOW.
(List of users who NEED caffeine)

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UnNews Logo Potato.png This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.
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Admin-pms.png This user is an administrator, which explains his/her exceptionally high stress levels.
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Red Admin.png This user smells of cabal.
Hpsign.jpg Tom mayfair/Userbox Section is an UnTunes contributor. Hearing protection should always be worn within fifty yards of them.
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Brain.jpg This user is too smart for their own good.
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See HowTo:Skeet to learn how.
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For those obsessed with this user, Uncyclopedia has an article about: Premier Tom Mayfair.
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has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.


Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
Brain.gif This user's IQ is 121.

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This user is part of Uncyclopedia's HowTo:Get Laid series.
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Did you know...
that this user is a cannibal.

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This user has been blocked indefinitely, and will not be returning anytime shortly.
See why this gobshite has been huffed, and have a nice day!
POP This user is a certified Popular Culture expert, born the same year as MTV, in 1981.
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A This user is an adult in body only.
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This user is not who you think he is. In fact, he is someone who you think is not he, who thinks he is (who you think is not - who is).

Transgender.png This user identifies as pansexual which is just as bad as it sounds.
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Bigbroeye.jpg Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!
Lq-dna.png This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
KentuckistanFlag.png This user is Kentuckistani
...and lives off fried chicken!
(List of Kentuckistani Uncyclopedians)
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Peace be upon The Prophet

Red Europe.png This user supports the Union of European Soviet Republics.

(Otherwise known as the EC)

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nth WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love working out nth terms.
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As such, they may be your priest, your next door neighbor,
or the creepy old guy your parents tell you not to talk to.

Psi2.svg.png This user studies psychology as it is really easy and sounds good at dinner parties.
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This user does not have a proper firearms license for speaking Bullet.
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This user does not understand Typo and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
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This user only speaks his mind enough to seduce and kidnap native mind-speakers for an authoritarian regime.
173 This user has 173 userboxes.
中文-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Chinese.
Carl's Jr. star.jpg This user is a proud parent. His army consist of 2 boys.
Clock.gif This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
13 years, 2 months and 9 days.

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Bread2.jpg This user is a cereal killer.
ns-L Thith uther thpeakth Newspeak with a really thexy lithp.
vl-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Valley girl.
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This user is getting down with the sickness.

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Lfrd.jpg This user listens to soft adult contemporary. What a fag!!!
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Wikipedia-logo.png This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but nonetheless uses it on a daily basis.