User:Tortilla Burrito

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Welcome to Tortilla Burrito's userpage.

Now you can:

  • Continue reading this shit.
  • Run like hell.
  • Go for a ham sandwich.
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For those without comedic tastes, the "questionable parody" of this website called Wikipedia have an article about Tortilla.
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For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Burrito.

About me[edit]

I am a australian who likes tortillas and burritos. I live in my house. I Like Milk. I was one of the few who killed 3 grues AT THE SAME TIME!!!!1111111111111!!oneoneone!

Now, I would like you to go for a sandwich.

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