User:Tortilla Burrito

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Welcome to Tortilla Burrito's userpage.

Now you can:

  • Continue reading this shit.
  • Run like hell.
  • Go for a ham sandwich.
For those without comedic tastes, the "questionable parody" of this website called Wikipedia have an article about Tortilla.
For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Burrito.

About me[edit]

I am a australian who likes tortillas and burritos. I live in my house. I Like Milk. I was one of the few who killed 3 grues AT THE SAME TIME!!!!1111111111111!!oneoneone!

Now, I would like you to go for a sandwich.

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Call 1-800-666-6666.

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"We're after your children and pets."
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