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Well, here they are, my pride and joy, my collection of userboxes. Don't confuse them with the userboxes I made myself (although some of them are here in my collection too, since they apply to me). To go back to my userpage, click here.

Clock.gif This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
13 years, 8 months and 28 days.

Z This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire.

Z2 This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.

Z3 This user has saved the Beautiful Princess Rosemary and beaten Zork 3: The Dungeon Master.

Z4 This user has escaped the darkness and beaten Zork 4: Escape From Darkness.

Zork This user edits the Zork trilogy. This user finished Hypercube. But in a parallel universe, he/she didn't. Weird, huh? :B

Grueslayer.PNG I played Grueslayer and all I won was this lousy userbox!
Grueslayer.PNG This user edits Grueslayer.
Grueslayer.PNG This user is a Grueslayer implementor.
Grueslayer.PNG This user finished Grueslayer on easy mode. What a pathetic pansy.

Grueslayer.PNG This user finished Grueslayer on intermediate mode, and is therefore only somewhat mediocre.
Grueslayer.PNG This user finished Grueslayer on hard mode, and is worthy of the title of Grueslayer!

Grueslayer.PNG This user slays grues in his/her sleep.

Grueslayer.PNG This user likes to play Grueslayer PvP.

Grueslayer.PNG This user has been eaten by a grue in Grueslayer.

Gsgrue.PNG This Grueslayer is a Grue!
ABYSS This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.

A x2 This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.

ABYSS x?,??? This user IS The Abyss.

Abyss This user edits The Abyss.

TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
Pork-selector.gif This user edits Game Online. RIGHT ON!

Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
[insert content here] This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.

Wiki.png This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
no cowbell This user has broken his/her addiction to Cowbell! Long shall they live and prosper!

MEH This user redefines lazy.
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.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT Daeh-gnidolpxE.gif This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.
Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext.png This user believes that admins are control freaks.
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Nuvola apps important.png This user hates you and everyone you care about.
Deadbarney3.gif This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
NO This user doesn't care.
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

Sign1.png This user is a mutant.
BS This userpage is bullshit.
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb! No, really!


RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

Gefahrensymbol F.png This user is a pyromaniac.

Nuvola apps important orange.svg This user should not be trusted.
US flag.png This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
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This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Departure of Fun.
Anti-Benson.JPG This user denounces BENSON.

Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
750px-High voltage warning.svg.png No user serviceable parts inside.

This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Numbersix.gif This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man!
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
Bottlenose dolphin Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!
OBN.png This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!

? This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.
sub subliminal!
Villianc.jpg This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to nowhere.

Windows Logo.png This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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This use ris able to contribute with a babsic levle of Typo.
.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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Fortune cookie 20040628 223108 1.jpg This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! It is hard to work for the money you already spent. Help!
Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
Napoleon4.jpg This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
Popeeyebeams.jpg This user is a complete, irredeemable tuxedo. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and curses at the tuxedo.
Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
Earth.gif This user can be found on the Uncyclopedia Frappr Map.
hey! The above wasn't my fault!

Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
Potatohead aqua.png This user wants Reese's Peanut Butter Cup featured.

Pegasus small.png This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn. No unicorn small.png

Clown chili peppers.jpg This user fears the clowns.
Kid1.gif This user seriously needs to calm down.
File:Merc.jpg This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
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This user does not speak Bullet and may result in injury if does so.
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center;font-size:14pt;" | MS-2
This user is able to contribute through speaking his mind at an intermediate level.
Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you.
Stop hand.png This user has been blocked 1 time while he was an earlier user, namely, M0000ARG11S.
Brain.gif This user's IQ is 109.

Monbags.jpg This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.

Ape.jpg This user is a member of the FUWAA Club. The Club that nobody cares about.
DramaticQuestionMark.png This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
Boredkid.jpg This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
no nj This user is not a Ninja, with no dominion over everything totally sweet.

SignLanguage.png This user understands American sign language.
UBX This user opposes other users screwing with his/her userboxes.
253951 photo.gif Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

Head on.gif

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is against the the banning of ∩int∑ndorul∑z. because Nintendo does rule

This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!

Che santoru.png This user celebrates the recent unbanning of ∩int∑ndorul∑z. Now that he is longer banned, let us hope he will come home.
This user is a Golden User.
This space for rent.

No hammer and sickle.PNG This user is an

... and is unabashedly American!

BROTRR This user is a proud Rigist.

17-G This user does not speak 1337 and furthermore believes 1337 to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of 1337.
us-N This user is a native speaker of American English.
Leftswordguy.gif An adventurer is this user! He or she plays Kingdom of Loathing. His/her ID number in the game is #1334618.
Stop hand.png This user has been blocked 8 times as a current user, namely, Trar.
Bmup smaller.jpg This user is part of The Proofreading Service.

Spellingnazi.png This user is a spelling Nazi. Beware their grammarsteeq.
? Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
Straight.jpg This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight
[insert content here] This user couldn't find any userboxes he/she actually liked.

Nuvola apps important.svg

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
Lotus.gif This user is a reincarnation of M0000ARG11S.
Bush-jail bars-war criminal.jpg This user hates George Bush and therefore believes he must be arrested and tried for war crimes.
Maddox.gif This user loves Maddox.

Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.

A Lemon, yummy.


"This is a userbox. It gives you information about the user you are reading about."
~ Captain Obvious

Captain Obvious CaptainobviousChooseOption.jpg CaptainobviousRed.jpg

Elmo pissed.jpg

This user was brought to you by the letter X and the number 7+2i.

This user is a Free Citizen!

That means this user supports democracy and has renounced the tyrannical oppression of communists/terrorists!

H8H8 This user hates users who hate Spang, and detests editing the same wiki as them.

Licence to Spell.png This user is licensed to spell.

Sign1.png This user wears fruity red caps.
You are not Thinkerer.JPG This user is NOT Thinkerer

As such, they are not entitled to any of the royalties that being Thinkerer entails, nor do they claim a level of awesomeness equal to, or any higher than, Thinkerer.

PWNED!.jpg This user likes to use contradictory userboxes. Why? BECAUSE HE IS BETTER THAN YOU!
Halo 3 Master Chief.jpg This user loves Halo and will kill anyone that doesn't.

Potatohead2.jpg Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?


This user is not who you think he is. In fact, he is someone who you think is not he, who thinks he is (who you think is not - who is).

Purple monkey dishwasher.jpg

This user believes that "Purple "Monkey "Dishwashers" are going to take over the world.

Bigbroeye.jpg Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!

This user thinks that
Mr winkler is GAY, and wishes he will gats firedfrom his job.


Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

Bananaseizure.gif This user will give you a seizure.
Noeuroipods.PNG This user does not own a euroipod.

Antisensor.JPG This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
LV-2 This user considers him/herself an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.
DIFF E This user plays Video Games on the lowest difficulty setting available as winning makes them feel good about themselves.
DIFF M This user plays Video Games on the default difficulty setting as they simply aren't good enough.
XboxLogo.png This user is a whore to Microsoft and plays his video games on XboxLive with the GamerTag Trar


This user plays the Xbox as their 360 is being repaired or they think the 360 isn't worth it.

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This user plays the Xbox 360 as their pretentiousness knows no bounds.
PS2 This user used to enjoy playing games on a PlayStation 2, because it broke.
OrangeOrange.jpg This user likes to eat anything orange.
Bread2.jpg This user is a cereal killer.
Towel migration.jpg This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Cheeze.jpg This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
NVover9000.gif This user is Over 9000.

eleventytwo This user is eleventytwo years old. Woop-ti-doo.

Woohoo! This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than eleven Super Bowls!
Ned Flanders.jpg This user says "Hi-didly-o neighbourino" to you.

HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg.png This user identifies as straight and so is probably homophobic.
Asexuality Symbol.svg.png This user identifies as asexual as it sounds better than 'virgin'.
Angrygod.gif This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
Userboxtradingcard.svg.png This user collects userboxes as if they were trading cards hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
Utorrent logo.png This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all.

FireV2.png This user rejects the theory of global warming or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.

This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

TableImage.svg.png This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols but can only remember that H is for hydrogen
Pi3.14.jpg This user loves pi