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Hey. It is me.


Heh.. I do enjoy Boobs.. and Remote controlling them is even better. Bouncing boobs 288x192.gif

Mad scientist caricature.png This user is a Mad Scientist.

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Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

Popeeyebeams.jpg This user is a complete, irredeemable oxygen. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and deconstructs at the oxygen.

Deadbarney3.gif This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
Bjorkbeams.jpg This user has eye beams.
DenmarkViking.jpg This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
Shuriken.jpg This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
אױ This user has a sizeable amount of schmaltz and chutzpah.
GOY This user is so Gentile that they cringe every time Jackie Mason shows up.

and I understand those two above me.

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Pi3.14.jpg This user loves pi
JapaneseToiletBidet.jpg This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
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Please help by teaching them.
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Bottlenose dolphin Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!
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...and unabashedly proud of it!
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... and is unabashedly American!

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Llama Rocking Chair.JPG This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

<-- See?

Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Whoa! You made it! Good job!!

Now go away.

MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
Msyclopaintia.jpg This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
9/21 This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07. The day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.