User:Turkcell

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This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

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Wikipedia doesn't have a proper article about Turkcell. It really wouldn't help those so-called experts by writing one either.
Face-angel.svg This user is an angel.


This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.


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This user is reading your thoughts!

Paladin.gif This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.
Monbags.jpg This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.



... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Euroipods1.jpg This user supports the giving away of free iPods.
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This user is not American
...and unabashedly proud of it.
(But he's not saying where he is from
in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.
)

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ColombianFlag.jpg This user is Colombian
...and is smuggling cocaine!
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600px-Flag of Azerbaijan.svg.png This user is Azeri
Watch out, or you'll be fed
the pilaf of doom!

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Dialing...
Verifying username and password...
Shit! This user contributes using dial-up!
Windows Logo.png This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.



UnNews Logo Potato.png This user is an announcer for UnNews because no reputable broadcaster would hire them.
UnNews Logo Potato.png This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.
Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
usb This user likes to use userboxes.


Usb! No, really!


USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!



.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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Wiki.png This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
BS This userpage is bullshit.


Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
[insert content here] This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.



Angrygod.gif This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
Keys.jpg The Flying Spaghetti Monster and Alicia Keys love this user, and He has blessed this page.
sub subliminal!
Pegasus small.png This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn. No unicorn small.png
Unicorn small.png This user is convinced that any Unicorn is far superior to a Pegasus. No pegasus small.png
Popeeyebeams.jpg This user is a complete, irredeemable rocket. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and allows at the rocket.


Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you.
3wisemonkeys.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
MEH This user redefines lazy.
UBX This user opposes other users screwing with his/her userboxes.
Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext.png This user believes that admins are control freaks.
NO This user doesn't care.


Shuriken.jpg This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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File:Merc.jpg This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
Jihad.jpg This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain
Deadbarney3.gif This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
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User opposes the use of Bullet.