From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.
Jump to: navigation, search

i am uber. i rule over u.

Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a master of extreme sarcasm, and can kill a grue with a mere utterance.
MS-N This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks his mind, you nerd.
This user walks down the
left hand path
Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church.
(List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)
en-G This user does not speak English and furthermore believes English to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of English.
NVover9000.gif This user is Over 9000.

Towel migration.jpg This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Lotus.gif This user is a reincarnation of Oscar Wilde.
Kiss11.jpg Awww... How adorable! You made some other User happy and they left a kiss for you on your page!

Keep the good work goin' for some more ;u*

Crystalball.png This user can see what you don't.
Potatohead aqua.png This user wants This_page_does_not_exist featured.

Userboxtradingcard.svg.png This user collects userboxes as if they were trading cards hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

This user is reading your thoughts!

Sign1.png This user is a mutant.
British Royal Family.jpg This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac.

Brain.gif This user's IQ is 111.

Userboxbox.png This user has created/stolen from wikipedia 1337 userboxes as one liners are easy.
Angrygod.gif This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
Hummingruby.jpg This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

sub subliminal!
Anti-Benson.JPG This user denounces BENSON.


This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!

Ouroboros.gif This user worships Ouroboros and joyously celebrates His return.
free This user is interested in freethought as s/he sure as hell doesn't want to pay!.
Lq-dna.png This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
? This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.
1337 This user is elite.
DrHouse.jpg This user idolises Dr. House

and knows it's not Lupus.

Shh.jpg This user can be trusted with your deepest, darkest secrets.

This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his/her name during intercourse.

Neo Small.jpg This user believes in the matrix's and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world
Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

OperaLogo.jpg This user uses Opera, but is above petty musicals.
Utorrent logo.png This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all.

Z This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire.

Z2 This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.

ABYSS This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.

A x2 This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.

ABYSS x?,??? This user IS The Abyss.

RS This user plays RunEscape. Laugh at Pray for them.

Nintendo ds.png This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities.
PS2 This user enjoys playing games on a PlayStation 2 as it's just as good as a PS3.
Wii.jpg This user prefers the Wii as 'it's the game play that counts'.
Antisensor.JPG This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
Tetris kick ass.png This user kicks butt at Tetяis: not that that's anything to be proud of.
Dracula1.jpg This user is a vampire. Please keep him/her out of direct sunlight.
Assassin.JPG This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.

NAV dark.gif This user is a Net Authority Violator
Pi3.14.jpg This user loves pi
nth WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love working out nth terms.
Fibonacci.jpg WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love the Fibonacci Sequence and anything to do with it.
Mad scientist caricature.png This user is a Mad Scientist.

Gefahrensymbol F.png This user is a pyromaniac.

Drumkit.jpg This user plays drums, and usually hangs around with musicians.

Pink Ninja Gang.jpg This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.
? Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
IP This user's IP is

Stop hand nuvola alternate.svg
This user has been blocked
1337 times.
1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
DramaticQuestionMark.png This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
Cat03.jpg This user is owned by one or more cats.
Cat03.jpg This user owns by one or more cats just so they can keep an eye on them.
Psi2.svg.png This user studies psychology as it is really easy and sounds good at dinner parties.
Lorenz attractor yb.svg.png This user is fascinated by chaos theory. Probably, s/he doesn't really know but 'chaos' sounds faintly apocalyptic: bring on the carnage!
Amonite Cropped.jpg This user is interested in Fossils. Some call this necrophilia.
Lq-dna.png This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
Leroy.gif This user is a veteran/combatant of the war.

Deadbarney3.gif This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with his quarter gun.
1px;margin:1px;width:238px;background: #000000;"
center;font-size:14pt;" | bu-G
User opposes the use of Bullet.
1px;margin:1px;width:238px;background: #FFFF99;"
center;font-size:14pt;" | typo-4
Htis user sepaks Typo at a naer0native levle.
1px;margin:1px;width:238px;background: #FFFF99;"
center;font-size:14pt;" | MS-4
This user has learned to speak his mind all the time. Stop the war!