User:Ubergrue

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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Ubergrue.

dudes, i need more templates. also, delete repeats. i dont need em. except the power level OVER 900! thing. and get rid of text.User:High Gen. Grue/Aboutface!

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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Ubergrue.
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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Ubergrue.
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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Ubergrue.

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Question: is this page supposed to be about the stuff u cant put on the other articles? i.e. stuff about teachers, friends...?

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