User:Uforia77

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Fortune cookie 20040628 223108 1.jpg This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! A fatal error has occurred. You're dead! --Lore of Borg. Help!
CohoSalmon.jpeg This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
Lemming.jpg This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
FA-22 Raptor.jpg This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

<-- See?

Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Whoa! You made it! Good job!!


Now go away.

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Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

Paladin.gif This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.
Monbags.jpg This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.


750px-High voltage warning.svg.png No user serviceable parts inside.


Biohazardnew.jpg This user is an evil clone of Uforia77.
Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
Msyclopaintia.jpg This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
Euroipods1.jpg This user supports the giving away of free iPods.
EvilClown.gif This user is an evil clown. Fear his/her evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!!

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Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
Crystalball.png This user can see what you don't.
Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
Lotus.gif This user is a reincarnation of some guy.
9/21 This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07. The day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.
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This user requires a steady supply of Caffeine.
So hand it over. NOW.
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中共 This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination.
3dspork.png This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.
Happysatan.jpg Satan loves this user, and will be seeing him/her in hell shortly.
Pegasus small.png This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn. No unicorn small.png


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This user be a pirate in disguise.

Bofh.png This user hates telephones. Could be due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.
? This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.
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This user is a geek.
Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you.
1337 This user is elite.
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
3wisemonkeys.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*


MEH This user redefines lazy.
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
Xbox2.jpg This user is addicted to video games. PlayStation Logos.jpg


Skyline Z-Tune.jpg This User has the Need for Speed.
Blue-supra-1.jpg This User can Drift and beat D.K.
Neo Small.jpg This user believes in the matrix's and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world
Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

Straight.jpg This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight
Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
ABYSS This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.


A x2 This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.


ABYSS x?,??? This user IS The Abyss.


Abyss This user edits The Abyss.


TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
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This user is pilfering ye booty!

Dracula1.jpg This user is a vampire. Bleh!
Zombie man.jpg This user is a zombie. BARHAH!
Assassin.JPG This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.

Envelope.gif This user is cursed, and will lead an unsatisfasctory life unless they forwards this userbox to 10 friends.
Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
Clown chili peppers.jpg This user fears the clowns.
Napoleon4.jpg This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

Gefahrensymbol F.png This user is a pyromaniac.


Bananaseizure.gif This user will give you a seizure.
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.


Jason vorhees.jpg This user is a serial killer, and he/she is standing right behind you!!
\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
Cowbell2.gif THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
Gnome-speakernotes.png This User's Favorite Sound is Feedback!
Shuriken.jpg This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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Pi3.14.jpg This user loves pi
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JapaneseToiletBidet.jpg This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
FUUUUUUUUUUCK.jpg THIS IS SPARTA!
.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb! No, really!


USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!


OBN.png This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!

Kid1.gif This user seriously needs to calm down.
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ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
File:Merc.jpg This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
Gefahrensymbol F.png This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
Popeeyebeams.jpg This user has eye beams.
Deadbarney3.gif This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
Leroy.gif This user is a veteran/combatant of the war.


Bush-jail bars-war criminal.jpg This user hates George Bush and therefore believes he must be arrested and tried for war crimes.
bs-N This user is a native speaker of Bullsh!t.
BS This userpage is bullshit.




“Who? I've never heard of him.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Uforia77


“I pity the foo!”

~ Mr. T on Uforia77


“What abount my only rival?”

~ AAA on Uforia77


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If you are a n00b who is looking at this, you have just exploded

This User a n00b is not, and approves that, Yoda does.