"A young man who will be dead sooner than I."
~ Oscar Wilde on Unchain
Unchain is a man of great importence and stature. Well, at least to himself. He was a serious kitten addict, until a accident made him immune to the effects of kittens. He is left a broken shell of a man, who can no longer lead a normal life. He often attempts to be funny, sometimes succeding, but usually failing miserably.
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| This user does not understand Asshat
and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.