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Hi, I Really Don't Know What The Fucking Hell I'm Doing[edit]

--Uncyclopediadork 03:59, 17 November 2006 (UTC) Ya, anyway, I came to this site because I heard it was a wonderful place, where I could pretend I was editing Wikipedia. Now that I'm here I find that Wikipedia is a load of SHIT! I am unusually random, so please don't say my country is full of nuts like me.

DrapeauCanada.png.png This user is Canadian
...and knows what
a block heater is!!

My hobbies & Shit you should know about me[edit]

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Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Windows Logo.png This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

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Myfisto.gif This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.

n00b This user is a n00b.
Durrr This user is a fucking Moron.
Shuriken.jpg This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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bu-N This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.

Oh, yeah, I really can speak native Bullet. Assuming that's swears. Behold an incredibly useless display: You ----ing ------- ------ sonofa-----es should go straight to thrice------ ----ing ---- for even ----ing challenging me to an ------ challenge!!!-------. Told you so. No, you don't want to know the words I used, especially if you are not between 16 and 25 or are a virgin.

Stuff that's mine or has been turned into a genuine piece of SHit by me.[edit]

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The links listed here are guaranteed to be totally shitty, and the author apologizes for any emotional scarring.


More will come. Be afraid.

Now to my side buisness[edit]

I rent myself out as an invisible friend for the poor assholes who spend their lives on the computer. Here's how it works: You send me money and I pretend I give a crap about you. Not! I'll disappear magically.

My friends and their pets[edit]

Um, yeah...

I hope that you can revel in this high quality reatrdation. After all, these things still aren't as messed up as me though.

The love of my life[edit]

Stop crap.png Nausea Imminent!
You may want to skip this.

CHEESE. More To Come.