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fr-0 This user does not understand Français and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.
This user is much too lazy to write a decent template for the Mexican Community of Uncyclopedia
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& is working on their
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This user likes goats.
ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
MS-N This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks his mind, you nerd.
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