UU persists in writing his page in the third person, for no fathomable reason.
He's also an admin. This fact should probably worry someone.
He will always regret his hasty choice of username, but what the hell.
He's also managed to get a few of his articles featured, although he's not entirely sure how - but it didn't include much whoring, and he's kinda proud of that.
UU's quote of the day: "the great king purple teddy rules over the sane people and keeps them under control by giving them cotton candy." - From King purple teddy