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Ununbilium is the 1111th known element, born in a terrorist country and having a terrorist father, I know a thing or two about blowing up imperialist infidel pigs, but to reiterate, I AM AN APATHETIC AGNOSTIC. Ununbilium knew the meaning of life, but forgot it while on a Monopoly pub crawl (the less said the better). Ununbilium was created on the 23 of August 2006, so is still a Noob Metal. Be nice to Ununbilium, otherwise it will either headbutt you or destabalise nuclearly, you don't want that.


Ununbilium is a big noob, who has absolutely no idea of anything, not just uncyclopdia, but girls, boys, adults, and everything in between.


Ununbilium is a devoted desciple of Steve Jobs (incidentally he is half Syrian). It will travel to meccacupertino (not worked out how yet) and will die for the divine Mac. Oh yeah, Windows sux. Linux is really cool, but Mac suffices for me. If anyone wants to know I have a Mac mini, it might be small, but nothing can be smaller than some anonymous person's cock, but not if you are a lady, cool for you, Girls rule!

IRC and NeoZidane[edit]

Quotation marks left.jpgNeo Zidane: so uncyc is an cyber-nude-anarchic-oligarchic-monarchy with a blue IRC room

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Ununbilium is an overly annoying and motormouthed user on the 'pedia's official IRC ROOM, #uncyclopedia (click "chatroom" on the sidebar under "community"). Ununbilium doesn't normally use it's name, but logs on as it's alteralterego, Neo Zidane (or Zidane Neo if he feels like it). Neo Zidane is always trying to keep the chat going. Call him Neo/Neo Zidane/Zizou/Zidane/Zid, or his favourite, Teh One.

You will be able to find lunacy of such a level, you can bottle it and use it as a recreational drug at , the IRC QDB for UCP.


NeoZidane also co-runs with flyingfeline a second uncyclopedia room for people banned and/or trying to get away from arsefaced DiZ, that also don't want to be bogged down by the soberness of unnews, come to this nacho filled, cocktail doused, mirror covered gem of a place. Link here: Uncyclopedia2 chatroom. PS, because I'm a fucking n00b I bollocked the registration process so It can't run until I'm there, bugger. I might start some other subsidiary one, but for now, meh.

Ununbilium/Neo Zidane's allies[edit]


Ah my only disciple to learn the ways of teh one, a jolly good fellow from the frozen wastelands of Norway, he is a level 3 Zidanist and I recommend anyone else who would like to join my tutelage to sign up, just post on my talk page or when im IRCing. (dunno where SnowControl's userpage is, if he has one that is) Most likely to say:/me bows to teh one


This crazy kitty is teh kool, a n00b like me, always prancing around (or flying). And she is Londonerianish, like MOI. Stole expensive selfridge tails a while back for her, only just made away from the bobbies, eep. Most likely to say: /me takes some catnip

Premier Tom Mayfair[edit]

A fellow communist comrade in our fight against capitaliast scum, nominated me for a Uncyclopedia:Emmanuel Goldstein Award of Excellence in the Distribution of Misinformation, and is the premier of Soviet Russia, FOR THE UNION. Most likely to say: In soviet russia, <insert reversal here> YOU!!


Duuude, this guy supports Liverpool (w00+). He is also the like most helpful AdminSysOp guy EVER. THX!! :D And he's another jolly good fellow. This userpage was 'borrowed' from his one, so was the signature. (and there was much rejoiceing) Most likely to say: No that's not how you do it n00b, N00B!! (might not be 100% real)


Most evolved sense of humour I have EVER come across, SU93RK007 Ü83r1337 w00t w00t (dusts clothes) Most likely to say: hummm?


Some whacked out music teacher who is geographically only 10 minutes walk away both home and school, does'nt enjoy having shoes thrown at him, but well ever sinceI have heard how Chuck Norris actually thought twice about confronting Codeine's girlfriend I have kept my shoes to myself. Most likely to say: [still processing]


SonicChao, ah, getting banned with SC from Ubuntu-it for speaking English in an Italian only room is a moment I shall always cherish. Apparently he thinks my french accent is fucking hilarious, kudos to him. Most likely to say: [Still processing]

Ununbilium's Foes (no not hoes)[edit]

As it's short time as an uncyclopedian, Ununbilium has already got mortal enemies, this list will no doubt increase, as Ununbilium wages war with it's nemisises (is that a word?).


Probably the most annoying guy I have ever met, who pokes fun at everything, including Ununbilium. He obviously knows all this, and enjoys being the mental satan of the ROOM, at the best of times I improvise explosives for him using my Iraqi skills, but the rest of the time is spent mourning every time he logs on. That and his spurts of begfriending everything that is said ticks me off. Most likely to say: [insert total bullshit here]

One more thing...[edit]


This person was very special to me, well until I went and ruined it all. The only friend I stopped talking to, damn it I'm sorry. Because there's that regret of throwing away someone who was so simlilar to me, someone who was so goddamn perfect in every way, like a fucking glove. But I had to be a stupid cunt, you were right then, I'm a spastic fuck, there was no need for your apology. It's I who should be. Most likely to say to me: me too

Did You Know?[edit]

  • ...that I shot the sherriff AND the deputy?
  • ...that I need to go to the loo?
  • ...that I know what you did last summer AND THE ONE BEFORE THAT?
  • ...that #uncyclopedia is a BLUE room in real life, after a decisive rock paper scissors match with D3koy, ask Flyingfeline if you don't believe me. But we agreed it will be a Blue/White room afterwards.
  •'s a room by the way :P
  • ...that my name is NOT Mr Anderson

Bradaphraser: Zidane sees all

Bradaphraser: knows all

Ghelae: is all

Bradaphraser: butts all

Ghelae: does all

Ghelae: alls all

Tom_mayfair: eats all

Ghelae: drinks all

Ghelae: kills all

Bradaphraser: that day, he became Rhino-man

Ghelae: blahs all

Bradaphraser: and nary a man could stop him

Bradaphraser: Captain America could try, but soccer is his weakness

NeoZidane: woah, my reputation precedes me

~ People on Me