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Cow Moo Cult
This user posses the mighty rank of Full Bull, but contrary to popular belief, is not made entirely of bullshit. In fact, they're a big, fat, fighty officer of the CMC.
Cow Moo Cult Honour - Courtier
This user has been bestowed the CMC honour of Courtier. He or she is now an official member of the Upper Court of the CMC Parliament and has Cow Moo Power!
VGDictator has officially been awarded the Cow Moo Cult Isshiki Medal
Atrophy.jpg This user cannot follow any orders!!
Protein.GIF This user joined the [email protected] Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.

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This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Departure of Fun.
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WUT This user edits The Secret Of The Secret. Yay for them. =3
Bmup smaller.jpg This user is part of The Proofreading Service.

PWNED!.jpg This user likes to use contradictory userboxes. Why? BECAUSE HE IS BETTER THAN YOU!
Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
LV-3 This user considers him/herself an advanced gamer and so probably lost his/her job recently.

This user has tested positive for INTP on the Myers-Briggs Test, really.

n00b This user is a n00b.
1337 This user is elite.
Durrr This user is a fucking Moron.
BS This userpage is bullshit.
MEH This user redefines lazy.
Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

Xbox2.jpg This user is addicted to video games. PlayStation Logos.jpg

Assassin.JPG This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.

nth WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love working out nth terms.
Mad scientist caricature.png This user is a Mad Scientist.

Deadbarney3.gif This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
Atomic.gif This user owns a lot of uranium & will sell it to the highest bidder.
Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.


Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

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This user holds a degree from Uncycloversity.

Bread2.jpg This user is a cereal killer.
Bananaseizure.gif This user will give you a seizure.
Gnome-speakernotes.png This User's Favorite Sound is Feedback!
0101 This user is mostly or entirely made of binary code.
NinjaStarBlackBG.jpg This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
Cheeze.jpg This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
Sacred Chao.png This user is a Discordian.
...and believes that all decent articles were inspired by Eris, monkeys, copious drug use, masked banditos, or Mighty Mouse.

This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

Usb! No, really!

ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
Evilbug-lalalalala42.jpg This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.
TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
DramaticQuestionMark.png This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
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rand This user believes that the only path to happiness is through acts of true randomness
O.o This user is most likely insane. It is advised you stay away from this user. Far away.
ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
Bjorkbeams.jpg This user has eye beams.
3dspork.png This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.
Anti-Benson.JPG This user denounces BENSON.

RAS This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks.
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Ya might nawt bea abewl two oondarstawnd diz youwzer whewn hew iz spewkeeng heez meint cauz hee zpeekz eet wiz aw vewrie theeck acksint.
Grueslayer.PNG I played Grueslayer and all I won was this lousy userbox!
British Royal Family.jpg This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac.

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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to [[some other page or something like that. Meow.]].

Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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This user requires a steady supply of Caffeine.
So hand it over. NOW.
(List of users who NEED caffeine)

Official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
Crystalball.png This user can see what you don't.
IP This user's IP is

OBN.png This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!


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\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
Popeeyebeams.jpg This user is a complete, irredeemable Cadillac. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and backs up at the Cadillac.
NO This user doesn't care.
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

NOV This user is a userbox novice.
>_> This user is so bored that they decided to figure out how to make userboxes. You should probably run.