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Knight Commander of the Order
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...and mildly smug about it!
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Crap nobody cares about

I joined Uncyclopedia on or around April 13, 2005. I wrote a couple of articles when I first joined (Maddox, which has since been totally rewritten, and Martha Stewart) and then stopped being active altogether. I lurked until December 22, 2005 when I started writing again and became active within the community. I accidentally became a sysop on January 23, 2006 for about an hour and then again (permanently, this time) on February 2, 2006. Not long after I was made a sysop, I left for several months with no prior warning or explanation (take that, internet power structure). I still read the site and make the occasional edit even though everyone thinks I left forever.

If there was one phrase to describe me, it would be "smelly fat".

Articles I have written

These are articles that I either started or completely rewrote. Bold articles have been featured.

Awards I have won

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Actual awards I have won