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Our Gang Of Four[edit]

Our Gang of Four
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  • Self Nomination and For Prettiestpretty 16:45, 11 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • So agianst I can hardly express it --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 23:34, 11 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Decent art, but not feature-worthy--Bradaphraser 00:51, 12 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • Against--Rataube 00:58, 12 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment: Me no understand. Who are the gang of four? ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 02:38, 12 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Because I don't particularly understand the content or the humour therein. --Sir Volte KUN Talk (+S NS CM Bur. VFP VFH) 02:39, 12 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Gang of Four = Mao's revolutionist group (including his wife, I think). I get the joke, and it's amusing, but the image could be better done. The heads are too sharp for the blurrier bodies and some of the cuts are too abrupt (like the rightmost figure's hair). --—rc (t) 02:42, 12 Jan 2006 (UTC)


A Lunarcycle
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  • Nomination and for.--Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3 NotM BLK |_LG8+::: 10:41, 11 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment: There's a website watermark on the bottom left corner of the pic. Are you sure it's original? Acid Ammo 15:45, 11 Jan 2006 (UTC)
    • It's the creator's website, who is an Uncyclopedian. So yes. It is. --KATIE!! 15:49, 11 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • heh thanks :) yeah thats my watermark, its also on Canadian Idiot and some other pics and maybe I'll reupload them without the watermark if I have time (and fix up the jagged edges too maybe) --Maj Sir Insertwackynamehere Icons-world.gif CUN VFH VFP Bur. CMInsertwackynamehere | Talk 15:55, 11 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Besides the watermark, is that a ragged cutout line I see? I'll happily change my vote to FOR if those two things are correctedPrettiestpretty 16:36, 11 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • Against in it's present state for reasons that are already given.--Bradaphraser 00:52, 12 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Very funny. But do as Pretty suggests.--Rataube 01:07, 12 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak against until it's cleaned up. --Algorithm (talk) 01:09, 12 Jan 2006 (UTC)

The Last Supper (Full-sized edition)[edit]

Something seems to be missing but everyone is too stoned to care.
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  • Nomination and for. I had the last version of this pulled because the cropped version wasn't as good. Before anyone complains about re-nominations, the other nomination wasn't finished and it had a positive vote score, but I pulled it in favour of this one. Also, it is a fairly wide thumbnail (300px) but Rcmurphy has given me the green light to nominate it anyway. --Sir Volte KUN Talk (+S NS CM Bur. VFP VFH) 23:52, 8 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For I like this picture better without the caption, since the apostles are all like, "What the... where did Jesus go?" but I know you want to link it to the original article. It's still the good stuff.--Bradaphraser 00:03, 9 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For I love how much sense this painting makes without Jesus. Doug 00:35, 9 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For.--Rataube 01:44, 9 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For again.--Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3 NotM BLK |_LG8+::: 05:57, 9 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Way too freaking wide. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 06:14, 9 Jan 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment. It can be resized down to 275px (or 250px if absolutely necessary) without losing much, although I've tested it myself and the width of this one doesn't interfere any more than, say, the Truman Torch image did (it was 250px, and quite a lot taller). --Sir Volte KUN Talk (+S NS CM Bur. VFP VFH) 17:13, 9 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For as a good parody of how Christ is being taken out of everything nowadays. --Nerd42eMailTalkUnMetaWPediah2g2 17:17, 9 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Acid Ammo 20:14, 9 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Some user 17:52, 10 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For. As much as I like the article, I think that this image could do with a better caption. Maybe something like: "Jesus making himself disappear at a routine birthday party gig." Just a thought. -JBob 06:24, 11 Jan 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment. Yes, I think it could have worked with a "disappearing Jesus" themed caption, especially with the facial expressions. However, it should be tied to Nobody cares somehow, as that is what I made the image for. Since it's so far into the nomination, I will leave it as it is; changing the nominated item, even if it is just the caption, is not a good idea. Thanks for your input and vote though. --Sir Volte KUN Talk (+S NS CM Bur. VFP VFH) 06:33, 11 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Donde esta Jesus? Jesus la yakun huna, sharmuta. — — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Icons-flag-us.png Fire! 12:42, 11 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For Oh yah --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 23:35, 11 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Amnesia Islands[edit]

The Islands of Amnesia, located....somewhere around Polynesia, Indonesia, and Micronesia...I think...
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Since you guys seem to be looking for the next big RadX image (two shot down this week), try this one. I'm for it. Strong RadX 21:52, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)

  • For ~ Kakun 22:28, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • Forward - Nonymous 23:35, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • Against - the question mark means alot more then forgetfulness --Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3 NotM BLK |_LG8+::: 05:41, 6 Jan 2006 (UTC)
    • But in the contest of a desereted island, it means only that. Kakun 15:25, 6 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. It's a nice image and all, but it doesn't hold much comedy value. --Sir Volte KUN Talk (+S NS CM Bur. VFP VFH) 07:17, 6 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Does the new caption help the comedic value any? Strong RadX 20:11, 6 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak For. I... kinda like it. Acid Ammo 15:47, 6 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For. --Rataube 18:47, 6 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For. --PiOfFive Brilliant!
  • Against --Roachka.jpg Lord Karaluch | Talk Roachka.jpg 16:19, 8 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • Four. Four-thirty in Newfoundland. --Carlb 16:59, 8 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Good art. Not a bad concept. just doesn't make me chuckle.--Bradaphraser 21:55, 8 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For - Reminds me of my mental state most of the time. Why am I here again??? ANIDN MENOSCWICZ Icons-flag-az.png
  • FOR - I must see this image in the portal NOW!!

Darwin Is Knocking[edit]

Time Magazine's #1 Reason to be an Atheist is: Darwin always brings the beer.
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Mhaille did a great job of making the former image from this article into a far funnier and more applicable image. Vote for this image! » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 14:52, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Am-zing. KATIE!! 15:03, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Thanks, stored in my big bag of kudos. And For. :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 15:45, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Falcon Fab! Roachka.jpg Lord Karaluch | Talk Roachka.jpg17:37, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Very much for! --Sir Volte KUN Talk (+S NS CM Bur. VFP VFH) 17:45, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC) client described again having had problems with picking verbal fights with others, refusing redirection officer designate Club symbol.png Lugiatm Club symbol.png MUN NS CM ZM WH 17:47, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)

For CoyoteJoe 18:12, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Against. The pic is poor, and the good caption is not enough to save it. Also, stolen Jesus pic from YTMND. Acid Ammo 19:56, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Against Man this image sucks. Has Uncyclopedia been reduced to stealing jokes from YTMND? --EvilZak 21:45, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Did you read my comments? This is a modified image that is original to uncyclopedia. I've been totally against the annoying YTMND images, I'd never knowingly nominate one. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 22:21, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Against --Fred Larsen 08:51, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Enthusiastic For! -- T. (talk) 11:23, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)

For. --Hinoa 19:06, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Against. Yada, yada, yada. --Jean-Pierre X.Y.Z. Ravenne 15:19, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)

For. --Rataube 19:31, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)

For. --Bradaphraser 03:49, 6 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Against --20:12, 8 Jan 2006 (UTC)Mulehunter

Against -- WTF?? ANIDN MENOSCWICZ Icons-flag-az.png

Against Image/concept/article are all bad enough, but I really don't like the idea of wading through each day's new sign-ups to figure out which ones are "JohnnyRaven" sock puppets. --Some user 17:59, 10 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Against. And against evolution, too. God made us all and there's no use trying to explain it. Or this picture. — — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Icons-flag-us.png Fire! 12:41, 11 Jan 2006 (UTC)

For. If God hadn't wanted this picture to have been on the front page of Uncyclopedia, then he wouldn't have invented Photoshop. -- MonkeyUncle 17:31, 11 Jan 2006 (UTC)

FOR.....just get a life, you talking chimps. Jeez! -- GOD! 17:47, 11 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Courtney Love Killed Kurt Cobain[edit]

Bloody drawing found in Courtney Love's mansion in 1992
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Putting up my own image for public scrutiny as I am a masochist. --Just Tenn. You were expecting Sophia?

I'm a facist,so i'm afraid it's a no -- 03:46, 31 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For - Made me laugh, reminds of some fan rants --Joewithajay 08:36, 31 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Oooooooh yesh. I heartily endorse this product. --officer designate Club symbol.png Lugiatm Club symbol.png MUN NS CM ZM WH 15:15, 31 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Abstain until captionis changed. Acid Ammo 18:04, 31 Dec 2005 (UTC)

To what? Just Tenn. You were expecting Sophia? 17:53, 1 Jan 2006 (UTC)
To perhaps something funny. The pic alone isn't that great, but it could be saved with a fine caption. Acid Ammo 15:52, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Sure, why not? For. ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 20:14, 31 Dec 2005 (UTC)

  • For Kakun 21:44, 31 Dec 2005 (UTC)

I like it. Needs a better caption, but the image is pretty cool! Strong RadX 04:16, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)

I'd tap that --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 11:03, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC) for

That's the good shit -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:13, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)

For. Deserves to be on the front page for sure--USER:Saguaro 13:03, 03 Jan 2006 (UTC)

  • Against Cute, but it doesn't hit me with the funny. --—rc (t) 04:27, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For. It's not Ha! funny or even Political cartoon funny, but I still like it. It would be better without the Good and Bad labels, but I'd leave the name labels in. -- T. (talk) 11:31, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • For This displays how a lot people feel about her. Prettiestpretty 13:16, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Not very funny and not very good.--Bradaphraser 22:42, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • Against... -- ...and I'll tell y'all why. It is such an accurate picture, photographic even, but being a Cobain fan, this image is slightly offensive. ANIDN MENOSCWICZ Icons-flag-az.png
  • Endoresment Given -- I heartily endorese...death, violence, spilt blood, what's there not to ove? -- 19:18, 10 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Spelling. --KATIE!! 19:40, 10 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. It's funny, but not laugh-out-loud funny. -JBob 06:19, 11 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Mono Lisa[edit]

DaVinci's Hewlett-Packard printer was to be the undoing of his most famous work, resulting in what art scholars have termed the "Mono Lisa."
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I move my For vote for the one currently on top, as well. It's better.--Bradaphraser 23:33, 1 Jan 2006 (UTC)

For the version that is currently on the top in which the bottom turns into lines. ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 23:13, 1 Jan 2006 (UTC)

FORTRAN hee hee hee, tickle me --Joachim22 01:52, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)

For. I, personally, like the bottom one, but I'm fine with either one. I think the caption should stay along the lines of the top one, though, about the printer running out of (color ink/ink). -JBob 06:48, 2 Jan 2006 (UTC)

I'll vote for Monalisaink.jpg but not for the newest one. KATIE!! 10:10, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)

For. Prettiestpretty 13:15, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)

For. I changed the quote. 14:45, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Against Sorry, but I just don't think this is feature-worthy. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 14:56, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)

I'm for--Rataube 13:48, 7 Jan 2006 (UTC)

  • For --- Kakun 22:56, 7 Jan 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment I'll assume, since he uploaded it, that Nonymous votes for. --—rc (t) 20:56, 7 Jan 2006 (UTC)

For. I love it. --

For indeed --Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3 NotM BLK |_LG8+::: 11:38, 8 Jan 2006 (UTC)

FOR!! Although Monalisaink.jpg is much much better --20:17, 8 Jan 2006 (UTC)Mulehunter

LOL 4 --Nerd42eMailTalkUnMetaWPediah2g2 17:18, 9 Jan 2006 (UTC)

For. I thought I alredy voted on this one. Acid Ammo 20:18, 9 Jan 2006 (UTC)

FOR. Those crappy printers have ruined the Da Vinci Code secret! — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Icons-flag-us.png Fire! 12:34, 11 Jan 2006 (UTC)


A state planning committee map of Connecticut.
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I think it's awesome. So I'm nominating it. And voting. --Keitei 07:42, 2 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For Excellent image and pun. The spirit of Uncyclopedia is held inside its frame. --Mosquitopsu 14:06, 2 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For This one was a lot of work! It's always been one of my favorite creations, if under-rated. --Strong Rad 22:13, 2 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For Hadn't ever seen this one, heh. --Splaka 22:20, 2 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Aye I'd love to see their state flower also --Staxeon 05:17, 3 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Pretty darn funny  ;) For Rei 19:59, 3 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For I like it. --Silius 06:13, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Against -- Not very clever enouogh for me... --Leo 17:59, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Against Sorry, there are more worthy Strong Rad images... --—rc (t) 23:19, 9 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Man, someone's been drinking their Haterade! hehe --Strong RadX 03:22, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For. Ah-ha, I get it, the state.

Unsigned. --—rc (t) 18:29, 7 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For Ohhhh, I get it! Ahahaha! Now we need an article for Connectthedots. Swordmaster 20:37, 28 Nov 2005 (UTC)

There is. It's called Connectthedots.Strong RadX 05:30, 29 Nov 2005 (UTC)

For Gotta love der puns.--Bradaphraser 20:52, 22 Dec 2005 (UTC)

For. The fact it has exactally 69 dots makes it even funnier. Acid Ammo 02:06, 24 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Finally, someone noticed that...hehehe Strong RadX 00:20, 28 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Put a good comment on it and I'll be for it. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 13:27, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Now I am For this image, since it has a suitable caption. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 21:30, 31 Dec 2005 (UTC)

YES! This is a clever pun, visually communicated and its not an inside joke. Prettiestpretty 13:09, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)

If we were not to feature inside jokes, Rumble in EuroiPods wouldn't be in the first page. Acid Ammo 16:51, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)
My point exactly. Prettiestpretty 01:09, 9 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Comment: Isn't 11 vs 2 enough to feature? Acid Ammo 11:41, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)

  • Comment Depends on the other vote counts. The last featured image had 14 votes. --—rc (t) 16:23, 7 Jan 2006 (UTC)

For as long as that Babe Vigoda one is never featured.. which it probably will :(--Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3 NotM BLK |_LG8+::: 06:16, 8 Jan 2006 (UTC)