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Ah! Hello there! Welcome to my miniature alcove. I suppose that you're here to learn a little about me. Well, there's not much to learn, really, but here goes. I:

  • have been an active Uncyclopedian since summer 2006.
  • spend the majority of my contribs (a) fixing grammar (which is indicated with the edit summary "gramspelpunct" in small cases or "CPS" in large ones), (b) fixing scores, and (c) voting, primarily at VFH.
  • am an absolute Uncyclopedia addict. Wait, that was almost alliterative! Hmm... "am an absolute Ansaikuropedia addict!" Yeah, that works.
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...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
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en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
ja-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Japanese.
Che santoru.png This user celebrates the recent unbanning of ∩int∑ndorul∑z. Now that he is longer banned, let us hope he will come home.
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This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

'' This user is a grammar nazi because it helps their editcount.
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Flying Spaghetti Monster This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
    my anti-drug
4 This user knows the complete works of by heart.
FP This user is a veteran of the War for Fisher Price.
Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.


The good stuff[edit]

These are my better pages. I'm proud of them!

Not such good stuff[edit]

These are my early works. They're not very good, but they weren't bad enough to get deleted, either (except for Puur, but you weren't missing much), so that's good.

Works in progress (sorta)[edit]

With the exception of the last one, these have been on my subpages for so long that I'm considering asking an admin to delete them.

For the Fourth Poo Lit Surprise[edit]

I had several ideas for the Fourth Poo Lit. This was the only one that I managed to finish.



10 favorite articles[edit]

  1. Fire hydrant
  2. African Giraffe
  3. Fisher Price: A Retrospective
  5. Patrick Henry
  6. New Age Psychology
  7. VCR Manual
  8. Escher
  9. American Dream
  10. Red light

I admire the writings of[edit]

Articles that were featured because of my keen nominating eye[edit]

I like to keep a record.


This is from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, the undisputed best thing ever. It's on my userpage so that if the only page currently using it gets deleted the picture won't as well. I plan to use it myself.

<poll> Which of the anime listed below is your favorite? Fullmetal Alchemist Cowboy Bebop Neon Genesis Evangelion Excel Saga The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex Death Note Ew, I hate anime I like anime, but all the ones you mentioned suck Obligatory joke option </poll> Editor's note: Obligatory Joke Option was a short-lived 80s supernatural/shounen anime about a high school boy who learns that he has telekinetic powers. It was pretty good.