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I have been blocked once and had two other userpages completely deleted by someone else!
Therefore there are three pages on Uncyclopedia, counting this one, plus any article that I've made in the past, that are completely redundant!
Most people think I'm gay! I'm not!
I'm really into exclamation points! I think they're the most jolly while simultaneously slightly hostile punctuation mark you could ever use!
I'm an American, and you shouldn't be bothered to laugh at anything I say. It's probably just about snack food or American Idol or something.