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NinjaStarBlackBG.jpg This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
I'm Mike from England. I am an emo,so as such, i am very sad. to cheer me up, please give me ninjastars to attempt suicide with. lol
Date of birth: Lets just say, between 0 and 20
Place of birth: Emo-Mart
Nationality: Emo-English
Known for Very Sad, Very Bisexual (WTF?)
Occupation Marylin Manson's slave
Religion Grand Church of Foamy
Spouse single
Children Mmmmmm... Smells like children