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Abandoned at birth, Dawg was raised by a pack of Wolves (and a chipmunk) in the dense woodlands of north-western Wyoming. It was here that he honed his hunting skills, his love of the chase, and his ferocity in the kill. His feral nature is always brimming below the surface.
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