User:Wonder Mike

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Well I am Wonder Mike and I'd like to say hello.

Except i don't talk to people i don't know and my names not mike.

Yeah...


ADOPTION UP FOR ADOPTION[edit]

You can tell I need adoption because I accidentally made the template go in front of that title over there.

I'd prefer someone who had a clean mattress. Mine has crumbs'n'crap on it.

Go to UN:AAN for adoption

I like pie[edit]

But cake is better.