User:Yvonne

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Yeah, I live on this street. So does Robin Hood.
330px-Inverted pentacle.svg.png This user is a Satanist.

Texas flag.jpg This user is from Texas.
May secede if provoked!
Female.png This user is a girl and is made of sugar, spice and everything nice.

\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
Happysatan.jpg This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.

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This user walks down the
left hand path
.
Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church.
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Happysatan.jpg Satan loves this user, and will be seeing him/her in hell shortly.
The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
Nuvola apps important.png This user hates you and everyone you care about.
Gefahrensymbol F.png This user is a pyromaniac.


NO This user doesn't care.
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This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

Windows Logo.png This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

Dracula1.jpg This user is a vampire. Bleh!
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
Certified
Bitch
This user is a certified member of The Bitch Club and is hereby allowed to bitch at people if they piss her off.


Unamerican.jpg This user is Unamerican
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of Unamerican Uncyclopedians)
nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

Uncyclopedia:Babel

en-P This f****r speaks English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
tx-N This user is a native speaker of Texan.
es-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Español.
17-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 1337.
sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
sl-P This f****r speaks sign language heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
ru-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Русский.
ao-X This user only speaks AOLer enough to seduce native AOLer speakers.
vl-G This user does not speak Valley girl and furthermore believes Valley girl to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Valley girl.

My friends say I'm dead on the inside and they think I'm a vampire or something.

My Babies[edit]

The Articles I've created.

My Adopted Babies[edit]

The once crappy articles that I fixed up and expanded.

I Wish These Were Mine[edit]

My Foster Children[edit]

The articles I've helped but don't really love that much.

Other Stuff[edit]

I LOVE SLIPKNOT!!! THEY ARE AMAZING!!! And I don't give a shit if you think they suck.