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UPDATE: I now operate by the new-messages-at-top-of-page system. Abide, damn you, abide!

Archive Nights: A Fully Legitimate Work of Literature

Chapter One: Need pee--new pain--what are they sticking in me?
aka the birth, adoption, crazy amount of communication with YTTE, and premature archiving

PENISPENISPENIS: A Modern Analysis of Freudian Psychosexual Theory

Happy Holidays from all of us at SysRq Waste Disposal and Grinder Co.[edit]

Happy Giftmas. ~Sissie

sir @ 00:04 Dec 22

Just a reminder[edit]

I haven't forgotten about you; please feel welcome to return at any time nao. Thanks. ☺☻☺☻☺ sir @ 01:34 Dec 19

Yes, and merry Christmas...if you're out there, somewhere. - [08:55 21 December] Sir FSt Don Yettie


...haven't forgotten you? Where art thou? - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>) [17:29 29 June]

I just noticed[edit]

This is the first comment on your talk page that isn't by YTTE. Could he be the new Cajek to your Skullthumper? Come back soon, y'hear? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 23:26 May 2

That may well be. - 08:00 3 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
I'm not sure. - 08:00 3 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Probably. - 08:00 3 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
I think so. - 08:00 3 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

NotM - Thanks[edit]


☯, you there? Come out where I can see you, I come bearing gifts! There you are! You are a VERY clever person. Why? Because you voted for me and helped me become NotM! Well done. Give yourself a pat on the back.

To reward you, I'm giving you a YTTE goodie-bag. It is a collection of YTTE memorabilia I've just pulled out of my pocket...That's one scrumpled piece of paper, a dead slug, three unidentified hairs, a strain of the bird flu virus, a morally ambiguous Olympic torch, two cows and various assorted, unexpected items. Enjoy!

YTTE would also remind you that he's still got a few miracle toothbrushes left. Toothbrushes have so many uses, and these miracles ones are great! Buy one now for a massively reduced price and enjoy their increased ease-of-use feel. 98% of the people studied said their teeth were saved by these total protection tooth brushes! Get your hands on one now!

P.S. Sorry that was so long and rambling, sorry there's no picture. You'll just have to imagine that this is a short, concise, beautiful thank you template. Also I'm hoping I'm not breaking any unspoken rule or etiquette of Uncyclopedia by giving you this thank you template!

from YTTE.

Thankerinos! I've heard you're taking a break from uncyclopedia, so when you see this, welcome back! - 16:15 2 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Knock Knock...[edit]

...Hello anyone at home? I've got some toothbrushes here I'm sure you'd love to purchase! 98% of people have said that these total care toothbrushes saved their teeth! You're going to love them! Hey, are you at home? Anyone in? Well, I might as well take the TV then... - 15:38 30 April Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

A Cookie, hey why not?[edit]

Hey ☯! So I was just cruising around Uncyc and then I just thought "Hey I should give ☯ a cookie"...Why because you're an awesome guy, well no, not in that, ahem, way, but well, er, um, no, er... OK, let me start again... You need a cookie, because you have not got an award yet, you wrote a 40/50 article and you're cool! Woo! Hey, just take the cookie, okay?

Newcookie.gif YTTE has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Enjoy it you hear me, I paid good money for that! - 08:14 14 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!


Yes new messages at the top is a lot more sensible, I just don't get why more people don't do it! It means you can see the messages instantly...Meh, anyways it is good you're back on a bit, woo! While you Uncycing, I'm needing your input for the collab! I haven't done much, but go and have a look, see what you think, leave a comment there, whatever. - 06:23 14 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

I don't mind you helping me out a bit with my unattractive wikicode. :] And I was just about to talk to you about the article! I think it's a good start for a rough draft. And chances are I'll be online later tonight, so I can give more input then, and probably start a rough section or two.
I'm sorry I had to go all suddenly absentee on you and the article. I mean, I can probably swing by and take it to a ball game or two if you want some free time. Oh, and the child support is going to get to you eventually, I promise. - © 17:33 Apr 14
Well good, you should be ashamed with yourself! Do you know how hard it is being a single mother father? Hm? The little article probably won't even recognise you anymore! It's grown almost a week old without a second fatherly figure! - 06:37 14 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Maybe if you would have considered MY needs, I wouldn't have left in the first place. - © 17:40 Apr 14
What about all those night when you didn't come home, huh? The nights you were out drinking and not caring for our child! Did you ever think about me? No, it was always, you, you, you! And then the next morning I'd have to drag you out the gutters. OK, so I turned to drugs as well, what do you expect?- 06:43 14 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!