I kan't resist the urge to welkum you
Hello, 1RAQATTACK!, and welkom to Uncyclopedia! Pleez exkuuz my pore spelling, I'm only three and sumtimes haf diffikulty with this srort of thing. Thank yew for your kontribootions. I hope you lieke the place and deside to stay, but if yew don't liek it...the dore's rite over there...a litttltle more to the leftf...yeah. Anyway, heer ar a few gud links for noblets:
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- Hey dude...Back again? Hows things your end? Oct 25, 20:51
Wot? You're still able to work a keyboeard after those freedom fighters shot off off your you-know-watts ? Amazing! Too bad about the brain though, hope it grows back on ye. -- di Mario 00:02, 31 October 2007 (UTC)
Well... IRAQATTACK!!1! has quite a legacy already, and I would be happy to adopt you as a new n00b. Just leave a message on my talk page if you would like to be adoped by me (My talk page is the word "FLAME!" in my sig). ^_^ --02:24, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
- Well, that's why I offered to adopt you as a new n00b. I can help you. --
18:41, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
- I would rate it, but I can't write a featured article. Pee Review (which you have already sent it to) is reviewed by good writers, and would review it better. Good Job. -- 23:55, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
Homework for n00bs
I want you read, memorize, and obey UN:BGBU. Learn it. Live it. Respect it.
Make Love to it. K? It's nice to see that you care about the website with your EXTREME way of dealing with vandals, but the blanking bit is too much. Rather then Blank articles, these people devote their lives to huffing that sort of stuff. Also, if there are jokes you don't understant, they are probabally Official-Cannonizied-Uncyclopedia:In-Jokes, you will get most of them after a while. Any questions, fire away on my talk page. -- 14:32, 3 November 2007 (UTC)
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Care to join the CAUSE??? You should really let ME adopt you. =) – http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/ab/Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 18:54, 9 November 2007 (UTC)