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Hey, have you ever considered getting an account? You seem pretty good at wiki-ing, why not make a name for yourself? Here's the obligatory pre-rendered template to show I mean business:

Dear Unregistered User,

Upon viewing your contributions to Uncyclopedia, I believe that you are special. More special than a regular IP. And no, not in a Jerry's Kids kind of way, my dear Uncyclopedian-to-be: I believe you have what it takes to become a worthwhile human being contributor!

Though it is unlikely that you'll ever even see this message, I am still posting it in the hopes that you shall one day cease your anonymous editing and join our community of circus folk. And why shouldn't you? It's free! It's easy! It'll get you laid CONSTANTLY!

To Join, simply click the Log in/create account button at the top right of your screen, then click Create an account. Follow the instructions and just like that, you've made a name for yourself.

If you need any assistance in the registration process, or in any other facet of Uncyclopedia, let me know on my talk page. Hope to see you soon!

So whaddaya say? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:55, Aug 1

I probably won't register as I will not let myself be defined by one name. I rather prefer the mysterious and ever changing numerical identification that is my IP address, enjoying the freedom of my relative anonymity, even though this would limit my power. 21:33, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
Search your feelings IP, you know the truth of your desire to log in. Join me, and we could rule this wiki as father and son... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:19, Aug 2
And I could be your cool Uncle Mike who likes playing "special games" with you. --Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 02:23, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
Ah yes, I once had such urges, but life has learned me that if you allow yourself to be obsessed with ruling others and "making a name", you will eventually be the person who is controlled. Also, I'm not looking for a surrogate family. 11:50, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

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