User talk:Aineolach

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Hello, Aineolach, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there and there is a window over here if you don't fancy walking down the stairs. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

Chief welcomes you, but only because he needs someone to love

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At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but most people enjoy writing something while they are here. If you are critical and think the world would be infinitely better if everyone listened to you, then you should become a teacher, but check out Pee Review while they make sure you aren't a sex offender.

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OK, I know you may have seen this message on lots of other people's pages, but I still had to come to your page to leave it here. If you have absolutely any questions, no matter how trivial, feel free to ask me here.

Here are a couple of important things that you should bear in mind as a brand new user, especially if you can't be bothered reading the beginner's guide.

  • Read HTBFANJS I guarantee it will be a huge help to you and will stop your early efforts being deleted on sight by these guys.
  • If you want to create an article, then simply follow this link: User:Aineolach/My sandbox (obviously you can change the "My sandbox" part to say anything you like). Please don't create articles on this page as this is where other users can contact you.
  • Always remember rule 2 and be constructive and civil at all times. It works (mostly) and it won't get you banned.
  • Have fun, that is after all why we are all here.

Again, welcome!  ChiefjusticeDS 11:07, April 3, 2010 (UTC)


I noticed that you're doing some maintainence work around the site. That's great! Why don't you make yourself a userpage so it's easier to identify you? —Pelozurian (talk) 18:08, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

UnNews:Fishy DNA results leave scientists baffled[edit]

I enjoyed that UnNews--even the reporter self-reference, usually a taboo, is done productively. The Chief being mysteriously absent again, I've given the story the #2 feature spot on the UnNews Front Page and am fixing to do an Audio on it. This led to scrubbing it a bit; the only non-clerical change is that I condensed the "single, unrepeated" study as redundant. Spıke ¬ 00:44 7-May-10

The Audio is done and you are listed at UnNews:UnNewsAudio#Other writers whose stuff got broadcast. Add your national flag, if you care. Spıke ¬ 01:24 7-May-10

Thanks a lot - your broadcasts are kick ass. aineolach (u ·d ·c) 06:24, May 8, 2010 (UTC)

The UnSignpost Is Not Dead![edit]

A new UnSignpost issue, another template spammed onto your talkpage, enjoy! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 16:30, 24 June 2010

All the news that's unfit to print![edit]

jzll68 comment4 --ChiefjusticeDS 12:26, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

Signpost: normal service resumed[edit]

Oh dear god, am I really doing this again? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:03, Jul 9

Another UnSignpost! Rejoice![edit]

Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 10:28, 16 July 2010

Read all about it! The UnSignpost rides again![edit]

--ChiefjusticeDS 14:10, July 22, 2010 (UTC)

It's new and it's news! It's the latest UnSignpost![edit]

Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 16:14, 5 August 2010

Ruddy hell! It's the UnSignpost[edit]

--ChiefjusticeDS 12:11, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost - This is definitely not late; you're just drunk[edit]

Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 13:00, September 9, 2010 (UTC)