User talk:Ajraddatz

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Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 07:56, 1 September 2009 (UTC)

I just wanted to say[edit]

Newcookie.gif Paizuri has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

You, sir, are a machine. Thanks for all your vandalism patrol, and it is very appreciated, even if nobody else has really noticed. —Pelozurian (talk) 03:39, 16 April 2010 (UTC)

Lol, thanks, although I think I'll avoid the play in traffic part. Ajraddatz Talk 19:36, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
I've noticed. You've beaten me to reverts quite a few times.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 22:01, April 18, 2010 (UTC)


If you accidentally add something to QVFD, just cross it out and say something like, "Whoops! Sorry, didn't mean to add it!", but don't remove it. Keep up the good job fighting vandals and all that other good stuff. Talk to you later! Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 20:37, July 10, 2010 (UTC)


Nou. Manyman 00:14, July 15, 2010 (UTC)

Nou. Manyman 00:29, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
NOU! Manyman 00:47, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
Yes! Manyman 01:24, July 15, 2010 (UTC)

A small dance[edit]

This dance is very small


Have a good day. --User:Dancing dude/sig 15:27, October 18, 2010 (UTC)

Lol, thanks. I don't often get messages on Uncyclopedia :o Ajraddatz Talk 22:59, October 19, 2010 (UTC)
you're very welcome! --User:Dancing dude/sig 23:38, October 19, 2010 (UTC)


Thank you for voting for me for Useless Gobshite last month. Or was that the month before? I can't remember. Either way, though, it really means a lot, so again. Thank you. Have a line of madness, specially chosen for you, as a little keepsake:

Cquote1.png Your shopping cart is full. Cquote2.png

And now I'll spam up your talkpage with a hideously long signature in definite violation of UN:SIG. 'Cause I'm nice like that. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* -- 04:07, 9 December, 2010 (UTC)

<3 Ajraddatz Talk 04:58, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
*huggles Ajraddatz* ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 05:05, 9 December, 2010

Instead of doing something productive...[edit]

I have come here yet again to demonstrate what a terrible mistake you made voting for me for UotM last month. Really, I do not understand what you possibly could have been thinking, but what is done is done, and now I suppose I should be gracious and attempt to thank you, or something. As I do not know how to be gracious, however, I will instead give you a carefully chosen line of Madness, for you to keep as your very own:

Cquote1.png My plant grew a leaf! Cquote2.png

UotM needs more love this month, of course, but as I am indeed here to be a terribly useless lump, instead of imploring you to vote for a rather wonderful fellow who should have gotten it last month, I'll just end now and sign this with a signature that has, indeed, been confirmed to be... er, against policy, or something. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* -- 21:36, 9 December, 2010 (UTC)

Wait, do you seriously expect me to read all of that? Ajraddatz Talk 03:11, December 23, 2010 (UTC)
Only if you're as much of a deadweight as I am. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes* 15:53, 23 December 2010


I have gone through my records and it appears as though you may have voted for me for some award, supported one or more of my articles on VFH, or supported one or more of my images on VFP, in the past year or so. If this is not the case, then please ignore this message. Otherwise, thank you for your support. May you have a long and fruitful life, and have many parasites. ~ Isarra *shifty eyes*