User talk:Alicia Keys

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Bad people[edit]

Ok. There are these bad IPs who are destroying Uncyclopedia! They are

What are you going to do?

-- 22:48, 8 May 2011 (UTC)

Ban as soon as I get Sysop. Love Alicia Keys

Alicia Keys 11:59, 9 May 2011 (UTC)

The Bad People[edit]

Yeah, there's more. Here is a new list with descriptions.

-- 21:26, 14 May 2011 (UTC)

Send all bad people here:User:Alicia Keys/Rogues

What the?[edit]

Are you a real person? Or some kind of bot? I keep seeing images of Alicia keys and "Keep a child alive donation" practically everywhere. What's going on? This is one freaky mirror site. - Another n00b 17:06, 18 May 2011 (UTC)

The bad people (the vandals)[edit]

Maybe, yes of course, you should ask an admin to ban the bad people. In fact, I'm going to put templates on their page to mark that they're bad, so the admins will know to ban 'em.--• Bubbles Green • 01:18, 23 May 2011 (UTC)

Old stuff in NRV category[edit]

Ok, the pages in the category NRV are many years old, so they really must be deleted. They haven't been re checked. Seriously, I would think it's time to go and delete those articles, they've been there for many years.--Bubbles Green 17:15, 29 May 2011 (UTC)

Yeah I would delete them, but I don't have the privilege to do that.--Bubbles Green 17:20, 29 May 2011 (UTC)

I just wanted to know[edit]

Hey there. Well, would you npbe an admin if you rule Uncyclopedia?--Bubbles Green (talk) 01:28, 12 June 2011 (UTC)

Fake faek faek[edit]

This isn't Uncyclopedia. This is a mirror. If you really want Uncyc, go to the real site. I'd bet they'd really want you. --Lollipop 03:43, 12 June 2011 (UTC)

Untrue! They do wa- No, wait. Never mind. -frown- --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. In Der Unwehr's face... MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 01:51, 25 June 2011 (UTC)

The image[edit]

Hello. If you are voting for or against an image, please add {{for}} or {{against}} and add your signature by adding --~~~~

--Bubbles Green (talk) 18:04, 13 June 2011 (UTC)

Bad person[edit] supports Tamia, sorry I forgot to let you know.--Bubbles Green (talk) 15:49, 14 June 2011 (UTC)


I went over to your crappypedia site and I'm blocked and I haven't done anything to this site or the other one o_O... I would like to be unblocked so I can make an account. -- 08:15, 24 June 2011 (UTC)

Support this mirror site![edit]

If you don't want this site to go down, go vote on the original Uncyclopedia: Forum:Proposal to close the mirror Uncyclopedias ! Simsilikesims 21:58, 22 January 2012 (UTC)

Sorry you got banned[edit]

But you were warned about spamming templates everywhere. You wouldn't believe where I found the CA template, and I have several more pages to clean up. Creating pages with nothing but a template, and spamming templates onto other templates is a no-no. Simsilikesims (talk) 20:51, 22 February 2012 (UTC)