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Spelling corrections[edit]

Thanks for the spelling corrections in Soul market, but they were actually in "Attention to detail" and were in entirely deliberate. I'll probably leave it corrected though since it was a pretty lame joke. Thanks for the efforts. --Kelpan 14:56, 15 May 2007 (UTC)


just because you have no creativity you jerk it from others?The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

What is this about? - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:56, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

you stole my pics! You're probably the one that took Albert Pike, too.

Could you give links to the specific images you're talking about? - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 23:01, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
Keep in mind, this is a public wiki. I didn't put those images on here. I can help with the second one, if you give the URL of the image on Uncyclopedia. - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 23:15, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

I grabbed 'em off the net - put the URL on references? What happened to the editor at the top of the page? Erviltnec

No idea. - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 23:23, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

I did the last one from notes I took - I'm practicing, really. I was re-writing Charlie Christian on wikipedia and needed a break.Erviltnec I believe the Nolte pic is public domain - it was taken by the cops, not a private company. And, the conjoined drag queens is well, funny.

Yes. Fair use should cover it. - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 23:31, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

sorry if I'm a dick...User:ErviltnecThe preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)


yo, i was wondering why you tagged the page "OEM" as a vanity page as OEM is very obviously NOT an actual gang, but rather stands for "original equipment manufacturer, i WILL admit the page needs work tho...Pfhor


Hey Alksub, I noticed the Merge post on one of my articles (Lex Luther) and thought I woudl let ya know that I am removing the merge tag as the article is Not about the comic book villan, but is a parody of Martin Luther and merging it with Lex Luthor would seriously confuse the hell out of everyone. Loop 03:38, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

V for FP[edit]

I've just nominated V4vennd.gif for VFP and thought you should know. — Lenoxus 15:46, 9 March 2007 (UTC)


I just saw you remove votes from VFP. This is the job of admins. Please don't do it again. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 02:06, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

Sorry. The rule must've been supplanted in my mind by times it's been done on VFH[1]. Won't happen again. -- - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 02:32, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

William Blake[edit]

Hey, how come you want William Blake deleted? —Braydie 07:59, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

Opes. It's the kind of request I'd rather retract than explain. I've struck it out on QVFD. - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:06, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
Oh, alrighty then. —Braydie 08:09, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Construct a Federation Starship[edit]

Thanks for your support in featuring HowTo:Construct a Federation Starship. It's much appreciated! :) - Enzo Aquarius 21:06, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

For your help fixing up QFH[edit]

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Thank you for helping me classify the best of the rest at Uncyclopedia. Keep it up and you just might get a ninjastar for your trouble.<<>> 10:06, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

List of countries that don't exist but should[edit]

You recently taged the article with Expand. This is a brand new article. Give it time. It exists for the others to edit in their works one by one. Thanks for the support. -- The Odious Wasp 17:18, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

why does yoruba need to be fixed?[edit]

I dont understand why it needs to be fixed.B0n b0ns 02:50, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

I tagged it because it has very little text, and much of what is there is needlessly offensive without being funny. - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 05:51, 14 April 2007 (UTC)


You don't hang about Alksub! It was only created an hour ago! I'm glad you liked the article so much, and for my VFH nom, you get one of my (non-)patented spinning cookies:

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Because things that spin are automatically awesome (honest). --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:42, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

anti2005cruft userbox[edit]

Wear this with pride for your efforts in the fight against 2005cruft.

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I want someone to radically cut the dross from my articles, and add replace it with funny shit.

Can you take a look at my user page and see if anything takes your fancy???

--Dantoller 00:25, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

I went through Bus, Cool, The Man, and TV License and didn't see anything that needed removing. I added a paragraph to Cool (don't know how well it fits). - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 03:49, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
Cheers for your help!!! I have messed with the bit you put into The Man a bit... see what you think, and change again if you like... Haven't looked at coll yet really... will get to that later. Let me know if there's anything you want me to have a look at for you.--Dantoller 11:03, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
Added your bits to cool too

"The Front"[edit]

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As promised, a cookie for either your remarkable Simpsons-related memory prowess, or your amazing capacity to google quotes. Or both. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:04, 25 April 2007 (UTC)


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For the formatification on the fake category-thingy on Stephen Hawking ran over my cat. I fudged it; you de-fudged it. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:54, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Excellent Choice Minion![edit]

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Im too lazy to finish the template, unlike them.

anyhoo, thanks for the vote. If you don't mind helping, go the discussion of UnNews:Noob Gets PWNED and tell me whether it takes away from the article or adds to it. thx! LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 03:19, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Rik Waller[edit]

Yo yo my good man. You tagged Rik Waller with an ICU for content a few days ago which is fair enough as it didn't have a lot on it. But now it does! Any chance you could take a look at let me know if we've done enough for it to stay (I'm new here you see). Cheers JonBoy 09:37, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for reverting Pokemon (Show)[edit]

This page gets vandalized twice a day. No joke. Well, I guess it's not vandalism, but usually they tried to go 'below the navel', and failed utterly to be funny in any way. I'm really thankful that you took the time to revert that shit back into reality. So you can have this:

Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service)

great job[edit]

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For digging up that old crap on VFD. Blarch baby blarch! --» >UF|TLK|» 15:50, 7 May 2007 (UTC)


hey man there is a article about "pure pwnage" here i think you should change it

here is real info about it

i want to change it but i am a n00b and need help

Uncle Bin (Laden) Wants YOU! ...[edit] revisit the ECHELON talk page. I don't know how long you watch pages for, so I thought I'd draw your attention back to it. Delete this if it was unnecessary. Or keep it, if you like savouring in the juices of useless replies.

--Aredvark 02:58, 8 May 2007 (UTC)

From Chimera's Author[edit]

Thank you for taking the time to review my page, but some things should be made clear. You argue that it is not satirical enough, but this Chimera refers to the Chimera from Resistance: Fall of Man, a game that came out on the PS3. In the game very little is revealed about them except that they were trying to wipe out humanity and that they were very mysterious. You should try seeing the page that Wikipedia didor try playing Resistance: Fall of Man, then reveiw the article again with better understanding of the concept.

P.S: The PeeReveiw system is screwed. I got 24, but what is "24" actually out of? I'm going to assume it's 24 out of 25 until further information arises. --Deviousdan 03:48, 8 May 2007 (UTC)

"Chimera" has several meanings - I reviewed based on the meanings I knew. I didn't realize it was about a fictional race. Perhaps someone who knows it can give a more accurate review.
Pee Review is out of 50. -- - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 03:56, 8 May 2007 (UTC)


Why you vote my lovely article for deletion fool?? --Dantoller Sorry, checked the vote, and you voted to keep it, so why did you put it in the votes for deletion?? I don't get it?? --Dantoller

Rogpyvbc nominated it. I'm guessing there's some prejudice hanging over the title from the last time it was deleted, combined with the fact the article looks bigoted if taken literally instead of as tongue-in-cheek. - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 23:16, 10 May 2007 (UTC)


Cheers for editting (editing?!) my first 'article'. I will make it bigger, I just ran out of steam. Thanks for sorting out the quotes in particular, never stumbled across how to format those in the help pages. --Horacetheinfinitesneeze 10:40, 28 May 2007 (UTC)


For voting on my Lego Assassination Image on VFP!

Sliffy thanks you!
I so totally stole this box

Now sing along: “Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony!”

so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? Jambow.gif 12:02, 24 May 2007 (UTC)


I really appreciate your reverting Cambam2's sloppy name change into the original!--Lambic 10:51, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

Jesse Morrin needs a PeeReveiw[edit]

Hey there! Ina world where grammatical errors are frequent and birds walk around with C4s strapped to their chests, only you would reply to Jesse Morrin. My question is: how did you find this page?! Why would you click on a clearly inferior link?!? Are you stalking this poor individual?? ARE YOU this poor individual!? I'm so goddang confused! Not really, I'm Goddamned confused (I'm Aussie) User:Deaviousdan, once again working out of -- 11:11, 31 May 2007 (UTC) (The computer that was Knightrider)


For the picture man. Spatz Plasma Ball.gif [Speak.]. 01:18, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Qvfd author request articles[edit]

Are you sure you want all those articles of yours deleted? They're not that bad, but I can delete them if you want. Just thought I'd confirm you actually want them deleted first... Spang talk 07:14, 03 Jun 2007

Now I have doubts. Better just leave them. -- - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 21:20, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Rewrite tag[edit]

Why you put that tag on Kakashi page? I'm still sensitive about what happened to Naruto page, so i'm asking your reasons. Is it under your humor standards? Reinn 03:03, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

I added the rewrite tag because Kakashi's pedophilia, gay, and emo jokes are clichéd. I encourage you to come up with something original and accessible. - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 03:38, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
Alright thanks :) We'll work on it. Reinn 04:47, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

ICU tag[edit]

what do you feel is wrong with Infant huffing

Conceptually, it's just a clone of Kitten huffing. It has a lot of random names thrown in, e.g. Jesus and Ozzy Osbourne. - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 01:35, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
the names I feel aren't that random, because there is a reason to them. As far as being a clone of kitten huffing, I can see your point, but I feel that it is not so much of a problem, because it is "huffing", but I will put some effort in to fix it.

Am I in trouble?[edit]

I have recently read the Ban Patrol page, and my name was on there, saying that "I removed a comment on VFH" (I was actually trying to vote. sorry if I actually did make an oops). Is there any way I can "patch things up", or am I making myself look stupid (again)?

--ORION 03:35, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

The diff link I gave on Ban Patrol was broken, so it didn't show what happened. This is the diff. You should talk to an administrator about this. - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 04:30, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

Easter Bunny[edit]

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Thanks for keeping an eye on Easter Bunny for me. As it was reverted again, I changed it back to my overhaul without seeing that you'd done some touch-ups to it. If you want to redo those edits (or just revert it to the version with those edits) that would be cool; I just want to make sure that any improvements made to that page are also made to the version of the article currently housed in my namespace for PLS. Thanks again man. :) --THINKER 21:09, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

Eh, apparently there is some issue with it, due to the PLS now.. see the talk page for details. (I think it's kinda BS, but hey, I'm a good sport about such things) --THINKER 21:25, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

Easter Bunny[edit]

thankyou for your concern. now that i think of it, you are kind of right. ok. now why dont we compromise? i mean that way we can both share our jokes or information as lame as it may seem. write back with any ideas. -Trinitro

Well right now the current version will stay up until the end of the PLS competition. If it wins, or comes close to winning, the rewrite will go into effect. From there we'll see how it can be worked. --THINKER 18:52, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

Just out of curiosity...[edit]

Any particular reason you withdrew your rewrite of Airport? -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 19:20, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

Someone in real life gave it a scathing review. I'm still shaking. - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 20:09, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
I think it's pretty funny... what's to scathe about? --THINKER 08:50, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

Testing the waters[edit]

I am considering nominating my article, American (species), on VFH (again). However, after my last disastrous foray onto VFH, I am being more cautious and testing support before actually nominating. So, would you support such a nomination?
Humble Acolyte of Humor, Radioactive afikomen 00:37, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

Extra Thanks for the Nom!!!![edit]

Thanks oh so much for nomming my first feature! <3 ~ Dame Ceridwen ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:52, 10 July 2007

Ultima page ICU'd[edit]

So ok.. I must admit, it's not THE best page, it's not VFH material or anything.

However, I am not sure I understand why it should get an ICU tag (and ultimately the ax) right out. Basically, I tried to write it in proper English, the humor may be eluding you because either 1) you may not be acquainted with the subject or 2) it's bad humor (which is something I can accept), it may not have an 'encyclopedic' look and feel to it, but that's because it's a description of a series of existing games, the formatting didn't look THAT bad to me, it has pictures and links, etc..

So I'm willing to give a shot at reworking it if you could possibly give me a pointer as to what warrants the ICU tag.

(Oh.. And I saw you also removed the Cpt Obvious quote from another articles (the split infinitive one) I started.. I don't know what was so wrong with the quote that it needed to be removed.. and anyway.. Thanks for moving the misspelled page URL)

--Ivan w 21:34, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

I ICUed it because the structure seemed repetitive and I noticed references to sexual stuff, which is sort of a tired concept in video game articles. But there are a few OK jokes. Proofread the text and you can take off the tag. - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:01, 22 July 2007 (UTC)
Ok.. I'll (try) to come up with something more funny than stupid VG/sex jokes (I wasn't aware they were THAT old!). However, I'm not sure how I can do without the repetitive aspect (this is a series with 9 games, so it is bound to have SOME repetition to it - and I was actually attempting to make fun of this very aspect).. I'll work on it, and thanks for the tips ! --Ivan w 22:08, 22 July 2007 (UTC)
Right.. I changed the styling a bit. There is still some sexual references (just a few sprinkled here and there.. a bit of spice can't hurt - it's just no longer a major axis) - Also, I tried to be consistent throughout, and tried to avoid using 1st person speech. If you have a sec, I'd appreciate it if you could give a quick look at it. Otherwise, I'm wondering if pee reviewing it may be a good way to get assistance in getting it straight. (ps : yeah.. I'm a noob, so whadya expect uh ?).. --Ivan w 23:27, 22 July 2007 (UTC)
Muchos Gracias for the edits and the time! (and yeah.. supposed not suppose !).. There is still some work to do on it, but it's definitely much better now.. --Ivan w 00:04, 23 July 2007 (UTC)
Just a quick question about the removed 'Paris Hilton' reference. OK.. P.H. jokes are old and worn & everything .. HOWEVER, this one had a point to it.. See.. The name of the maker of the game was Richard *G*ariott which I changed to *M*ariott 'for the SOLE point of this joke) which also happens to be the name of a hotel chain (actually Marriott).. Wink wink.. nudge nudge.. Mariott.. Hilton.. So the question was : was it really necessary to remove the P. Hilton joke be because it is old - because my (tentative) joke was a double-entendre (both a lame P. Hilton joke + a Hotel name joke).. a double indirection.. I am now thinking about putting up a triple indirection : something like Richard Mariott, the father of Bordeaux Mariott the hidden sister of Paris Hilton.. This joke is possibly as old as I am, but I was wondering if it'd be acceptable ! (possibly, my original joke was too subtle - and only I can figure it out - and consequently it lacked any humor power.. henceforth, I'm a jerk, but I already knew that). Any insight would be appreciated --Ivan w 05:17, 24 July 2007 (UTC)

Your review[edit]

You obviously didn't listen to the audio, which is the whole point. It's still under construction, hence the tag, which is the reason there aren't any images. I even said that I don't have any images and that I'm looking for some. I was asking for some constructive and objective criticism, not someone just looking to bash someone's hard work. No Golden Shower award for you. ForestAngel Receive Blessings! Forestangel1.jpg 02:31, 23 July 2007 (UTC)


On your recent edits to Harper Valley PTA, I admit I was trying to be funny and stupid at the same time, but you just took out big chunks of the plot (that's nearly 15-20 minutes worth!), man! Like I said when putting the 15-20 minutes back in, who's the more foolish, the guy with the clichés (if you will) and semi-facts, or the guy who just tore out big chunks of the plot and drastically shortened the running time from 87 minutes to a mere 60-something minutes? Not to be stupid, just to point out that both of us are human. We make mistakes. --Ryanasaurus0077 23:17, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the Help[edit]

Thanks for the help Alksub

Hope you enjoyed reading and hope to see you in Hell



Oh and if you have time and know how to can you get rid of the box around item 11 for me Ta


May all the wills of the divine being be with you

Dirty Potter[edit]

Hya, I removed your ICU from that one, since its passed the generally accepted timeframe for ICU - it's around for a week now. Also, it got Spang's seal of approval and its my adoptee's first article - and she is trying hard. If you still think it's that bad, do me a favor and drop her a line about it? Thanks, and appologies for removing your ICU. ~ 21:45, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

Actually, Mordillo, I feel inclined to point out that the ICU timeframe should rightfully start when the article has left the userspace, which was merely 2 days before Alksub tagged it. Without this system, we would not be able to ICU or QVFD former userspace articles. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:10, 3 August 2007 (UTC)'re right and I stand corrected. Alas, we are by far passed that one as this is becoming yet another Euroipods crusade. ~ 14:16, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
I noticed. :( Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:18, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

Stop ragging on my article![edit]

Ok, I've talked to other people and they agree with me that you're being a dick. They say that you act like a dick towards everyone. Spang approved my article and was the one who put it in the main namespace. He even said that people have told him that he has good taste in articles. He said that he couldn't stop laughing. I've shown it to people on IRC and they also agreed that it was funny. My adopter Mordillo also liked the article, and he's also in the Order. I think I remember Mhaille liking it too. Go back to ED, and stop trying to get my article deleted. You obviously haven't listened to the audio. You're supposed to listen to the audio while reading the article. It isn't hentai. ForestAngel Receive Blessings! Forestangel1.jpg 08:22, 26 July 2007 (UTC)

Regarding Mad Cat Disease[edit]

Not sure if it was you, but thanks, FHS is my only truthful addition to the falseful pedia. --Ohadaloni 12:50, 28 July 2007 (UTC)


Yes, just a sock of Beezwax. I guess that means block. Sorry ZillaRocks 03:24, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

OMFG!! A DANCE![edit]



HYLI! (hope you like it) User:Dancing dude/sig