User talk:An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays

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This is my talkpage. I will reply here. Not elsewhere. -- demoralizing Ape (seizurize) (Riot Porn) 19:57, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

Faggot is fag[edit]

Go fuck Colin ya commie. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 22:08, August 25, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, you dirty, dirty commie. Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYB - CUN - VFH - Whoring - More Whoring ... at 22:39, Wednesday 25 August 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG
All fucking Paddies- I might have fucking known. Fuck it ! Are ye culchies or jackeens ?--User:Phrage/sig 23:32, August 25, 2010 (UTC)

Avast me hearties![edit]

By the powers! this e'er be fer a reminder o' tha great, grand Imperial Colonization be startin' up again!

Whether you be a sprog or a privateer we be expectin' ya ta come 'round an participate in this sweet trade lessen' you be a lily-livered squiffy, scallywag, or scurvy dog thar.

Aye! ~ Buccaneer Happytimes.

The current project: Dinosaur

Now in the writing phase
(Oh UN:IC, how your rules are now broken....)


User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/Thanks5 You voted in support of antinatalism. The future totalitarian world government will make sure to have you sterilized. Thanks for participating in saving the planet! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 14:06, 13 September 2010

Rape victim[edit]

Just thought you should understand my thought processes on this one. As much as I feel humor can get past any taboo, for larger taboos you need larger laughs. This article is short on concept, and to get it to a point where I would be happy to see it feature would be a significant leap, and I can't see how that could be done. It's a giggle, but needs to be a guffaw. PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  Tuesday, 22:24, Sep 14 2010 UTC

Hey I saw your post for the adopt a noob page, any chance in adopting me? That would be pretty awesome, so far I've read the Beginner's Guide and the Be funny and not just stupid.

Thanks! Phaserjunkie

That's more than I did as a noob. Also, you might want to turn new messages into new headers. Just a tip. Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYB - CUN - VFH - Whoring - More Whoring ... at 17:27, Thursday 30 September 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG

MTV Cribs[edit]

I finally did it. Hopefully it's a help. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:14, October 1, 2010 (UTC)

HOLY FUCK YES!!![edit]

THANK YOU for fucking voting me the motherfucking writer of the month!!!1 You rule!!!1 Fuck yeah!!!1 !!!!! mrthejazz I don't know if this image is the right size, but I'm trying. (please talk to me i'm lonely.) 04:11, October 3, 2010 (UTC)


Hey, bro! Keep that Foolizer Vote thingy on top of your userpage. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png 22:07, Oct 4

And now you win.[edit]

Foolitzer Prize Award Foolitzer Prize Winner October 2010

Congratulations on your apparent second Foolitzer. User:Lyrithya/sig/6 -- 20101102 - 02:41 (UTC)


User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/Thanks6 The world is forever in your debt. If you're interested, you can also vote at Uncyclopedia:Top10 10/Nov, for great justice and stuff. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 19:16, 5 December 2010


Hello. Would you consider adopting me?--FlippyChippy 20:18, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

I don't know why you're so obsessed with AAOET, but he hasn't edited since late January. He's probably on vacation. Why not try someone who's more active? (talk) 20:20, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

Is there a version of...[edit]

...this with the "D" highlighted instead of the "P"? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:13, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

Recent UnNews template[edit]

Please run your stories by a third party before adding them to the Recent UnNews template. Thanks. User:TheHumbucker/sig 00:14, 21 July 2011 (UTC)

No. Fuck off. -- demoralizing Ape (seizurize) (Riot Porn) 00:32, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

You tell 'em. Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYB - CUN - VFH - Whoring - More Whoring ... at 03:19, Thursday 21 July 2011 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG

Dude less that more this
okay fellas? aight (PS: someone could undo that infinite ban if they want. i might. but i also gotta go to bed. nigga gotta work in the morning.) --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 03:27, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

What I meant to say was, I've written loads of featured UnNewses. I'm not going to run my articles by someone when they're quite obviously good enough to go on the template. -- demoralizing Ape (seizurize) (Riot Porn) 13:49, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

Shakespeare had duds, too. Are you saying you're better than he was? And I've written a bunch of featured UnNewses, as well, but I don't have the arrogance to assume everything I write should be put on the main page. I'm proud of my humility. User:TheHumbucker/sig 14:26, 21 July 2011 (UTC)
Are you actually saying it's a dud article, or are you just trying to make a point? -- demoralizing Ape (seizurize) (Riot Porn) 14:36, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
And if it's the latter, can you please add my article already and stop wasting everyone's time? -- demoralizing Ape (seizurize) (Riot Porn) 14:48, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
It isn't the latter. It's an alright article that I didn't find Main Page worthy, and still don't. User:TheHumbucker/sig 15:49, 21 July 2011 (UTC)
Back when I was last a regular editor, there wasn't an arbiter who got to decide. When were you made dictator of UnNews? -- demoralizing Ape (seizurize) (Riot Porn) 16:16, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
Here. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 17:33, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
Lolwhut? -- demoralizing Ape (seizurize) (Riot Porn) 17:46, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
I don't see anything wrong with the article, made me snicker like a schoolgirl. Regardless of what anyone might think no single person has anymore right to dictate what happens on UnNews than anyone else. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Yeah I'm going to start a forum topic to resolve this issue, rather than having a massive edit war. I think in the interim, the article should stay on the fucking template, since more people seem to like it than not. -- demoralizing Ape (seizurize) (Riot Porn) 19:30, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
I mean like if you want, but it's there in the template's rules for next time. The next time you add another one of your own articles, no one will undo your ban. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:27, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
Notice I'm not editing the template, merely suggesting that the article should stay on the template, and starting a calm and rational discussion. Chill out. -- demoralizing Ape (seizurize) (Riot Porn) 21:34, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

Hey! It`s me! You remember me? We were at the same team! I meant, are![edit]

Hey, I`d like to inform that I`ve made the first competition page! It`s this! You can contribute it to better shape, but there is also one free place for another article! Maybe YOU want to write it, who knows. But, the competition is on! User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig 2

What better way to revitalize your presence on uncyclopedia[edit]


than this? --User:Shabidoo/sig 11:36, January 24, 2012 (UTC)