User talk:Big Duck

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Let the licking begin!
Oh hey, Big Duck! Welcome to Uncyclopedia. We hope you have a great time here, and that you get a lot of waffles. Because waffles are good. Especially with maple syrup. Trust me.

Here are some links to see if you have the time:

There are more of them, but those three are the most important.

Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig.png) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date. If you don't, we'll have to go to the history to discover who made the edit, and add a template for it. It's a lot of researching, dude.

When you create an article, please make an encyclopedic subject; don't do an article about how you and your friend had a pillow fight or about that teacher you really hate gave you an F on your math test. It is best to start by creating them in your userspace, for example: User:Big Duck/Insert Title Here. Please remember to follow the guidelines and don't be upset if your article gets deleted if you do not. If you are writing an article in mainspace, however, and you are not finished yet, put a {{construction}} template on it.

However, wrtiting articles is not a top priority. Many users like to dedicate to reverting, coding, and moderating. So don't feel pressured to write articles.

If you need help, or just feel like talking to someone, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Or, if you're really confused, drop into the adoption place and you'll get adopted by one of these fine fellows. Cool, huh?

We want you to have a fun time here, so don't feel under pressure because we're all nice people.  

--User:Lollipop/sig3 19:03, 4 June 2011


Be a dear and go to your sig and remove the time stamp written there.

Then go to your Preferences and type into the signature section. {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Big Duck/sig}} and save it at the bottom, now when you sign posts with --~~~~ it will display !0German flag.png - Big Duck complete with a correct timestamp, now isn't that cool! --User:Frosty/sig 04:44, June 6, 2011 (UTC)

Awesome. Now my sig works. --!0German flag.png - BigDuck 04:47, June 6, 2011 (UTC)

Hurrah, it's the UnSignpost![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

HowTo:Be Hated by your Kids[edit]

Something to look at. Might give you some tips. ;-) --User:Lollipop/sig3 05:13, 9 June 2011

Tips for your new article, Why?:Beat Your Children. --User:Lollipop/sig3 05:14, 9 June 2011
Will do. Thanks! --!0German flag.png - BigDuck 05:20, June 9, 2011 (UTC)
I'll help out on it if you'd like. --User:Lollipop/sig3 18:43, 9 June 2011
Sure, I've just been tossing ideas on the page so far. -- !0German flag.png - BigDuck 19:07, June 9, 2011 (UTC)
Add something that has to do with whiny kids. That will probably steer the article in a good direction. --User:Lollipop/sig3 19:52, 9 June 2011
Sounds better than my idea. I was gonna make it: "kids will forget unless you beat them" which is more scary than funny. -- !0German flag.png - BigDuck 00:24, June 10, 2011 (UTC)
Hi mate, your article is now here as the construction tag on it had expired. Let me know if you have any questions about this. --User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig 11:57, June 17, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost Activate![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

Catch it. Kill it. Bin it. It's the UnSignpost![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:05, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

The Un-Sigh-npost![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, June 30, 2011 (UTC)

It's free and it always will be; it's the UnSignpost![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:05, July 14, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Avoid all contact with eyes.[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

More class than 9000 schools: It's the UnSignpost![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:05, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

ChiefjusticeDS is a lazy sod and has paid the ultimate price... an UnSignpost Coup[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:05, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

More rubbish Australian Prose because ChiefjusticeDS got stabbed in the buttocks by a rioter with a felt-tip pen[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:05, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

Now it only wants you gone; it's the UnSignpost![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:05, August 18, 2011 (UTC)

Wonko tiddlybum-post[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:05, August 25, 2011 (UTC)

Mailman's here! Lock up your daughters and horny middle-aged Wives![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:05, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

This UnSignpost brought to you by... uh... fairy dust? Hmm, we seem to have run out of sponsors.[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 01:05, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Now with free bacon![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:05, September 15, 2011 (UTC)

Brought to you by Lion Bars! It's the UnSignpost![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 02:01, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

Hold onto your wage packets! It's the UnSignpost![edit]

--User:Magic man/sig 00:31, September 29, 2011 (UTC)

A day late, because ChiefjusticeDS got lazy: The UnSignPost![edit]

User:Frosty/sig3 01:13, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

Woof woof! It's the UnSignpost![edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 01:02, October 27, 2011 (UTC)

Generic UnSignpost header[edit]

User:Haydrahlienne/sig 00:51, 3 November 2011

Generic UnSignpost header[edit]

User:Haydrahlienne/sig 00:47, 10 November 2011

UnSignpost - 17 November 2011[edit]

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UnSignpost: December 1st, 2011[edit]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 05:04, December 1, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 8 December 2011[edit]

User:Haydrahlienne/sig 00:21, 8 December 2011

UnSignpost - 15 December 2011[edit]

--User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig 10:23, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

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UnSignpost 5 April 2012[edit]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png 20:31, Apr 5

UnSignpost - Free Pixels Inside![edit]

--User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig 11:32, April 12, 2012 (UTC)