User talk:BlackMachine

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Erm, please could you refrain from adding non featured articles to the Top10 06. Thank you. —Braydie at 16:16, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

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Don't edit the comments of other users, a la. It's bad mojo and will get you banned.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:09, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

Oh! Too late![edit]

You've been banned forever, you dink! --General Insineratehymn 03:27, 19 January 2007 (UTC)